Apr 22, 2025 · 1:04:17

Jack Black on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

The Hang, in Short

Amy opens this Jack Black episode by getting genuinely worried about Awkwafina, who admits she hasn't eaten breakfast, drinks no coffee, and only took "a couple sips" of water by 10:30 AM. Amy's reaction? "Are you being held against your will?" Classic. Before Jack arrives, Nora dishes on his greatest hits: falling asleep while still singing on the Jumanji set, his mysterious t-shirt collection (purple tie-dye with wolves?), and something called "chops kicks" where he'd aggressively kick his legs akimbo during Kung Fu Panda press tours. Then Jack shows up and things get deep fast. They bond over karaoke memories with Josh Homme and Urge Overkill's Nash Kato, Steve Albini recording the UCB theme song, and their shared philosophy that work doesn't have to be toxic to be good. Jack still confesses he gets that "I hope there's a fire alarm" panic before performing, even at SNL.

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    Hey everyone, this is Amy Polar. Welcome

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    to another episode of Good Hang. Man, we

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    have a great guest today. I am very,

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    very excited to tell you that we are

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    talking to Jack Black, who I think is

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    the biggest movie star in the world. And

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    uh and the box office agrees. Um Jack

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    and I talk about a lot of great things.

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    We're going to talk about um his hit

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    movie, his giant Minecraft movie, and

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    all the amazing projects he's done. We

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    um we harmonize together. We talk about

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    the not so successful movie that we did

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    together. We get into life and love and

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    sleeping and dancing. And as always,

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    it's just the best ride to be with Jack

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    and he's just the absolute best. And I

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    always start these podcasts by talking

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    to people who know Jack or his work or

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    our fans or colleagues. And we're very

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    excited today to talk to Nora Lum aka

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    Aquafina, the great actress and comedian

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    and musician and voiceover artist who

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    has worked with Jack on Kung Fu Panda

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    and Jumanji. So Nora, thank you for

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    joining us today. Hi, how are you?

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    Very excited to um have you, Nora, today

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    um to talk about Jack Black. Yes. Before

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    we get to Jack, where are we talking to

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    you? We're talking to you from Los

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    Angeles today. Yeah, we're we're in Los

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    Angeles. Yeah. And how are you? What's

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    going on? How is your Thursday? Uh, I'm

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    I'm doing well. Um, not not a lot's

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    going on. Um, what have you had for

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    breakfast?

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    I, you know, I haven't been eating a ton

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    of breakfast. Oh, really? Yeah. I I I

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    don't get hungry until later, but I

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    think that's like a cortisol imbalance.

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    Um, what did you have? Well, I had a

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    half of a breakfast burrito. Nice. Yeah.

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    Yeah. Like a crew burrito or Yeah,

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    exactly. It kind of feels like I'm at

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    work when I have a breakfast burrito.

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    Yeah. Yeah. Like you're on set and I had

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    my favorite tea, Ber's tea. Oh, nice.

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    Are you a tea or coffee drinker?

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    Um, not neither. Um, coffee makes me

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    like go crazy. Coffee like will make me

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    go crazy. Yeah. So, no caffeine in the

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    morning and no breakfast.

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    Yeah, I'm really really winning over

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    here. So,

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    what do you do? You just go like run a

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    5K? Like, what's happening over there?

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    No, I don't run. I don't run either. I I

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    I just kind of raw dog it through the

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    And then then around noon I might have a

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    like a sandwich or something. I don't

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    know. No liquid in the morning. I I've

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    had some water. I've had Yeah, I have a

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    couple sips of a a couple sips.

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    I had one longer one. I had Are you

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    being held against your will? What's

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    going on over there?

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    Yeah. No, I'm worried. I'm worried. Oh,

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    yeah. No, I need water. So, I'll I'll

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    get that later. Um, okay. Okay, let's

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    get to Jack. So, yeah, you guys have

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    worked together a lot and you've done a

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    lot of press together and you've toured

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    together. I mean, everybody knows he's

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    the greatest guy, but what makes him the

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    greatest guy? What's so great about

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    Jack? He's just like the really the

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    warmest guy ever. And then with also

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    this this like energy of of um like when

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    we were doing Jumanji, he would like

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    fall asleep and still be singing and

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    asleep, you know, and he just he always

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    has a good nature about him. He he just

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    he cracks me up. Yeah. And then we did

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    Kung Fu Panda together. Yeah. So, what

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    was that like? That was really cool. As

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    you I I don't know if you Well, you know

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    that like you know animated movies

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    you're not really together but there was

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    a that we got to record together and

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    then when we were doing press he would

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    do this thing with his legs called chops

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    kicks. You should you should talk to him

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    about that. That's what one thing you

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    should ask him. The leg thing. Okay.

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    Yeah. So tell us tell me what I should

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    ask him about the leg thing. What what

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    is it and how would you explain it? You

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    know, I think that I think that he would

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    remember if you just said like the thing

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    that well what he would do is is put his

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    legs akimbo and then he'd just start

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    kicking with with either. But you know,

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    you should you should ask him like you

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    don't know. And he would do it during

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    press or just behind the

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    scenes during press, but he would try to

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    like sneak it in uh to every interview

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    and and it it was pretty aggressive.

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    Sometimes it was he was really hitting

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    it. He was really hitting the the chop

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    the chops kicks. What else? Anything

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    else that you think I should ask him

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    like or that you you always wanted to

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    know? Oh man. Um like his t-shirt

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    collection. Wait, tell me about this

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    t-shirt collection. Oh. Oh, he he he's

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    always wearing like a tie-dyed purple

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    t-shirt with like a I feel like it's a

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    wolf or something.

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    You should ask him about the t-shirt

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    collection. There's like a purple one.

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    You should ask him about Gallagher, too.

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    Wait, his you know who G I know who

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    Gallagher 2 is. Oh, I I didn't know

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    that. He It's Gallagher's brother. I

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    know, but he was smashing watermelons on

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    his behalf or he like went rogue or

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    something. Oh my god. I'm going to ask

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    Jack about Gallagher, too, because

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    Gallagher, too. Yeah, I'm obsessed with

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    that story. There should be Ryan Murphy

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    should do the story of Gallagher, too,

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    with Jessica Lang. I think that Sarah

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    Paul will play Gallagher. She's

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    incredible.

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    Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna ask him about

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    that. That's hilarious. Yeah. Okay,

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    Norah, thank you so much for jumping on.

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    You're the best. I hope you can come and

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    do this someday. Oh my gosh, I would

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    love to. You're You're the coolest.

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    You're the coolest. Um, have fun with

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    Jack. I'm I do want you to eat a little

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    something, though. It's getting to be

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    It's like 10:30 and I'm feeling nervous.

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    Yogurt. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have

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    a yogurt or something. Yeah, it'll be

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    nice.

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    All right. Thank you so much. Okay. Bye.

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    So, I feel like this microphone is

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    telling me exactly where to sit and

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    which direction.

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    Oh my god. I just had a memory the other

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    day. Do you remember this is name

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    droppy, but I'm going to do it where we

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    went we did karaoke together. Oh yeah.

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    I'm gonna drop them if you don't drop

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    them. Drop them because I believe we

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    were there with uh Queens of the Stone

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    Ages Josh Hammy. That's right. Um and I

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    believe there was an Urge Overkill

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    member there. Am I right? Wasn't Was

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    there not Nash Ko in the house? You're

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    absolutely right. Because Urge Overkill

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    was a band that was in Chicago when I

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    was in Chicago and Nash used to be at

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    bars with like Liz Fair and other goss.

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    Yeah. And you and smashing pumpkins and

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    you just kind of walk in and pretend

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    like order a beer and be Was he was Was

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    was Nash Ko constantly smashing

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    pumpkins?

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    You know what I mean? He was known as

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    kind of a love maker. Like everywhere he

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    went, he left a little piece of him. I

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    don't remember I don't remember that. I

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    just remember him being at the bar. I

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    don't never talked to him. And I Let's

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    not gossip about sex. Let's not. But let

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    me just say this. Urge

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    Overkill is in my top five. I love Urge

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    Overkill. And I love me some uh who's

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    that incredible legendary Chicago

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    producer who died recently? Steve

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    Albini. Steve Albini. Little fun fact,

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    Steve Albini recorded and wrote the

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    theme song to Upright Citizens Brigade

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    Sketch. [ __ ] Yeah. Wow. He he he went

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    under the name The Welders. That's the

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    the that is how he was credited, but

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    Steve wrote it. And because Steve was a

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    big like sketch comedy fan and Matt

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    Besser who was in UCB was friends with

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    Steve and like loved like I learned a

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    ton of music from Matt and in Chicago it

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    was all like lowfi like you said urge

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    overkill and Liz fair and all this like

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    production that was very cool and then

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    he produced witch nirvana record. Yeah

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    in the Yes. with the heart-shaped box.

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    Yes. And it was like fraught with drama.

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    There was something where he was rubbing

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    up against like there was a lot of

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    pressure on him to deliver a big

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    commercial hit machine and he was like

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    that's not how I do it. I do really like

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    all those stories about people in the

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    studio that you know especially when the

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    record is like a classic incredible

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    record about how tough it was and how

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    everyone was like we don't have it. Like

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    I love the

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    when they're like this is we don't have

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    it. We didn't do it. And it's like well

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    best record of all time. Yeah. Isn't

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    that the way it always is? Isn't it like

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    the turmoil and the gut-wrenching like

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    stress and then the beautiful flower

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    grows out of that weird toxic soup? I

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    don't know because I have to say I kind

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    of want to talk to you about this today.

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    We have Jack Black with us. I'm so

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    excited. We just jump right in. But we

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    didn't even say action. We just started

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    going.

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    But but we but why I would say that you

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    and I I think something we share is that

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    we don't think things have to be

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    terrible.

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    I don't think we like things to be I

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    don't I don't either. I don't like

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    toxicity. I like love and I like fun. Me

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    too. And it it if it it doesn't have to

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    feel bad for it to be a good product.

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    That's true. Don't you feel like that's

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    a good lesson to learn? Yes, it is a

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    good lesson. And in theory, I feel that

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    way, but in reality, um, when it's time

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    to go on the high wire, when it's time

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    to go out and be on camera or in front

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    of an audience, I do always have a

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    little piece of me inside of me that's

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    going, I hope this thing gets cancelled

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    at the last second. There's a fire alarm

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    and I don't have to go out there cuz

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    there's always a panic. There's always

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    like a stress. Like, I just did SNL last

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    week. Let me tell you something. It was

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    so fun. Love

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    that. That little

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    I've always had like the most incredible

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    experiences, but also the most stressful

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    Yeah. week going into you're heading

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    there and you're just mainly going like,

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    "God, I hope I don't [ __ ] the bed. Just

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    hold it together, man. Don't [ __ ] this

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    up cuz you don't get another take. You

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    only get that [ __ ] one take."

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    And do you get like I get which is I get

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    really sleepy. I'm just like I think I

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    should go to sleep. I did take a little

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    nap here and there. Yeah. I want to

  281. 10:53

    escape. When I get really nervous, I get

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    quiet and I get really sleepy. Yeah. And

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    I'm like, I think maybe instead of doing

  284. 10:59

    the show, I should go to bed. Yeah.

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    Yeah. Cuz it's I did take a weird nap.

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    And you know who knew I was gonna was

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    Donna, the best this incredible woman.

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    People don't know. Well, she does get a

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    little screen time there. And I gave her

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    a little shout out on the 50th. Yes.

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    With Mimoa, your buddy. Ask her, "Hey,

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    who is your favorite person you ever

  293. 11:18

    helped dress?" Cuz that's Donna's job.

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    She helps the the host get dressed and

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    in and out of costumes really fast. And

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    uh she also does other things too, like

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    she like says, "Hey honey, is there

  298. 11:30

    anything you want to eat before we go on

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    tonight?" In the little break between

  300. 11:33

    dress rehearsal and the show and I was

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    like, "I have a hankering for like a

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    Italian chap salad with no onions."

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    She's like, "You're going to get it. I'm

  304. 11:42

    going to get that for you." And it was

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    soothing, but it also had like a little

  306. 11:46

    hint of this is your last meal and I

  307. 11:49

    want you to have whatever. It was like,

  308. 11:51

    you know what I mean? Donna Richards,

  309. 11:53

    uh, been working there for a really long

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    time at SNL. She also works at Seth

  311. 11:56

    Meyers. She has this really specific

  312. 11:59

    job. It's like part nurse. Yeah. Part

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    coach where she kind of grabs you and

  314. 12:04

    dresses you from scene to scene, but she

  315. 12:05

    has your whole show in her hand. Yeah.

  316. 12:09

    And she makes sure that you you can do

  317. 12:11

    it. She's the one that if you passed out

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    or if you forgot something or if you

  319. 12:16

    turned to her and said like, I don't

  320. 12:17

    remember, Donna would would would have

  321. 12:20

    you. She's your like wrangler. Yeah. And

  322. 12:23

    she's seen everybody naked. Yeah.

  323. 12:26

    She's seen every star naked. And she

  324. 12:28

    could write a book. Yeah. About

  325. 12:32

    the your request for the chopped salad.

  326. 12:35

    Yeah. That's a pretty tame request.

  327. 12:37

    That's tame. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What

  328. 12:40

    probably been asked for been asked for

  329. 12:41

    pre-show. When you're in the trenches

  330. 12:44

    before the show, who knows what you're

  331. 12:46

    going to ask for for your last meal or

  332. 12:48

    whatever. It's maybe the last time I do

  333. 12:50

    some things. I always say people always

  334. 12:53

    ask me what was your favorite SNL host

  335. 12:56

    and show and it is always you, Jack.

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    Let me tell you something. I heard that

  337. 13:03

    quote and it touched me so hard in my

  338. 13:05

    heart and I thought Amy is an angel. And

  339. 13:08

    I bet you it had something to do with me

  340. 13:11

    getting asked back because there was a

  341. 13:13

    lot of good vibes you put out there in

  342. 13:15

    the universe for me. It's been 20 years

  343. 13:17

    since I've been on the show. It's

  344. 13:19

    insane. And it's, you know, that's

  345. 13:20

    nothing to sneeze at when Amy Polar's in

  346. 13:22

    your corner blowing the horn in my

  347. 13:24

    praises. That's You don't need my

  348. 13:26

    praises, sir. It's your billion dollar

  349. 13:28

    movies. But, um, the someone asked me

  350. 13:31

    because I was reminiscing about because

  351. 13:33

    that was a very special time for me,

  352. 13:34

    too. I was It was like 200

  353. 13:38

    Yep. 34 345. That was my little window

  354. 13:42

    of Saturday Night Live magic. Yes. And

  355. 13:45

    we were like just a few years away from

  356. 13:48

    that from the terrible beginning of SNL

  357. 13:50

    for me which is like 911. We were like

  358. 13:52

    we were we were a few years away where

  359. 13:54

    it was like things had settled down a

  360. 13:55

    little bit. Did you have kids yet or?

  361. 13:58

    No. Yeah. Me neither. No kids so party

  362. 14:02

    on. And then um we did so many sketches

  363. 14:07

    together. You were that was such a fun

  364. 14:10

    week. The strokes were the musical. The

  365. 14:12

    strokes. The first time people don't

  366. 14:14

    realize I I I hosted thrice. The first

  367. 14:17

    one was the Strokes. The second one was

  368. 14:20

    um John Mayer. Yes. Uh and the third one

  369. 14:24

    was Neil Young. That's a crazy right.

  370. 14:28

    But the first one was The Strokes, which

  371. 14:30

    was crazy because I love the Strokes. Me

  372. 14:32

    too. And they were so big for people who

  373. 14:35

    don't remember like that soundtrack

  374. 14:37

    around New York 2001 2002 was non that

  375. 14:42

    song incredible song. It was the theme

  376. 14:44

    song for New York City that that year.

  377. 14:46

    Um and then um the afterparty after

  378. 14:50

    after was at UCB theater with that that

  379. 14:53

    night. I don't know if you remember that

  380. 14:55

    but we were like yeah we burned the

  381. 14:57

    midnight. I think we went till the dawn.

  382. 15:00

    We went to the dawn and then there was a

  383. 15:03

    sketch in there that I think about as

  384. 15:05

    one of my favorite sketches which was I

  385. 15:08

    think Keenan Thompson just reposted

  386. 15:10

    recently which was when we're written by

  387. 15:13

    Emily Spivey when we're in the Sparrow

  388. 15:16

    and the it's winter time and the door

  389. 15:18

    opens and we keep flying away. The

  390. 15:20

    powerful gust of wind that almost blows

  391. 15:23

    the whole sparrows into the atmosphere.

  392. 15:26

    Yeah, that was a that was a really fun

  393. 15:28

    funny sketch. That was such a good

  394. 15:30

    sketch. Drach was like an old woman on a

  395. 15:33

    wire getting blown away. And I have a

  396. 15:35

    moment of remembering like reaching out

  397. 15:37

    for her and she looked like my Drach and

  398. 15:39

    I could probably be like in the same

  399. 15:40

    family. Yeah. And we She looked like my

  400. 15:43

    grandmother with like a white wig and it

  401. 15:44

    was like my grandmother going up to

  402. 15:46

    heaven. Yeah.

  403. 15:49

    Love Datch. How was it this last time?

  404. 15:52

    How is it to This was a really fun

  405. 15:56

    magical return. And uh when I got the

  406. 16:00

    call first of all from Sharon, my

  407. 16:03

    manager and your manager. That's right.

  408. 16:05

    We share management. But um we share

  409. 16:07

    publicists. We share managers. So I got

  410. 16:09

    the call from my publicist, Lewis and

  411. 16:12

    Sharon, and they said, "Jack, are you

  412. 16:14

    sitting down?" I was like, "Oh man,

  413. 16:16

    what's about to happen?" I didn't know.

  414. 16:17

    They're like, "Uh, you got the call to

  415. 16:19

    be on SNL." And I was just

  416. 16:23

    like it was very emotional because it

  417. 16:25

    had been well because I had such great

  418. 16:28

    memories of doing it all those years

  419. 16:31

    ago, decades before and uh I didn't

  420. 16:34

    think I would ever be asked back because

  421. 16:36

    not because I didn't have a career and

  422. 16:38

    like things are going great, but it felt

  423. 16:40

    like a part of a time where uh I don't

  424. 16:44

    know Lauren works in mysterious ways.

  425. 16:46

    He's got a feeling of like what is going

  426. 16:49

    to work best for that show and it feels

  427. 16:51

    like they like to get people that are on

  428. 16:54

    the cusp that are like right exploding

  429. 16:56

    go popping off in a certain way. Also,

  430. 16:58

    you had done it four times. Yeah, that's

  431. 17:01

    true. If you count the musical guest

  432. 17:03

    thing, right, cuz Tenacious D did go on.

  433. 17:05

    That's right. Yeah. So, you know, maybe

  434. 17:07

    it was like we've we have had you a few

  435. 17:09

    times, but I know what you mean. It's a

  436. 17:10

    funny club. Yeah. that you watch and you

  437. 17:13

    think you feel like you're part of even

  438. 17:15

    being a cast member, but then you also

  439. 17:17

    sometimes always feel a little outside.

  440. 17:19

    Yeah. Well, you could have been a cast

  441. 17:21

    member. No, I don't think I could. I

  442. 17:22

    don't think I could handle it week in

  443. 17:24

    and week out. 100% disagree. Once every

  444. 17:27

    20 years is more my speed for that gig.

  445. 17:31

    But you could have I mean, did you ever

  446. 17:33

    audition or want to audition because you

  447. 17:34

    I did want to audition, but then I

  448. 17:36

    didn't audition. I had an idea in mind

  449. 17:39

    that I never went and followed through

  450. 17:40

    with. Uh, um, you had What do you mean

  451. 17:43

    you had an idea? Well, I had I don't

  452. 17:45

    want to repeat it cuz now it really

  453. 17:46

    sounds stupid in my mind, but my

  454. 17:48

    audition was going to be

  455. 17:50

    basically I was going to be a a

  456. 17:52

    superhero that I created. I don't

  457. 17:54

    remember what it was called, but it was

  458. 17:56

    like a combination of the Hulk and maybe

  459. 17:58

    it was just the Hulk. It was uh I was

  460. 18:00

    going to come in as the Hulk and just

  461. 18:02

    jump around and do like this weird slow

  462. 18:04

    motion kind of performance art dance

  463. 18:07

    where I would crush things with my foot

  464. 18:09

    and then do like a mimed the earth is

  465. 18:13

    cracking. It was not I was not going to

  466. 18:16

    get in and I knew that. But I had

  467. 18:19

    practiced it in the mirror in my living

  468. 18:21

    room a few times but I never pulled the

  469. 18:24

    trigger. You didn't? No. How come? Like

  470. 18:27

    did you get an audition and you just

  471. 18:28

    didn't do it or you like it's I'm I'm

  472. 18:31

    fascinated by because also I'm

  473. 18:34

    interested in that story because that is

  474. 18:36

    a little bit of sabotage. Yeah. Maybe

  475. 18:38

    there was a party that didn't want to be

  476. 18:40

    on it. Well, that's the constant uh uh

  477. 18:43

    battle is the fear of failure. Totally.

  478. 18:45

    Sometimes you're up for the battle and

  479. 18:47

    sometimes you're just like uh pass.

  480. 18:49

    100%. I wanted to ask you about

  481. 18:50

    auditioning because I don't know about

  482. 18:52

    you, but I'm not a great auditioner.

  483. 18:53

    Like I don't really get a lot of jobs

  484. 18:55

    from auditions. Yeah.

  485. 18:58

    And I remember I auditioned for the

  486. 19:00

    Cohen brothers.

  487. 19:02

    I love you. And it was And I just felt

  488. 19:05

    like it wasn't going well. I'm sure they

  489. 19:08

    have no memory of it and they had no

  490. 19:10

    probably no opinion of it. But I felt

  491. 19:13

    like it wasn't going well. And so I

  492. 19:15

    started to like kind of sabotage it

  493. 19:19

    because it was like basically like you

  494. 19:22

    can't reject me. Well, I'm going to

  495. 19:25

    reject you. I auditioned for the Cone

  496. 19:27

    Brothers as well, and I also had a

  497. 19:29

    similar super shitty audition. It was

  498. 19:31

    for the Hud Sucker Proxy. Ah, mine was

  499. 19:34

    burn after reading. Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh.

  500. 19:37

    But, uh, you know, I I don't remember

  501. 19:40

    the specifics of why it was so bad, but

  502. 19:41

    I knew when I walked out, I did not get

  503. 19:43

    it. Yeah. There's sometimes you can feel

  504. 19:46

    it. Oh, yeah. But I loved auditioning

  505. 19:49

    early on. But that was, you know, in the

  506. 19:52

    in the before times. You loved it?

  507. 19:54

    Because once I got School of Rock, I

  508. 19:56

    didn't have to go on auditions anymore.

  509. 19:58

    And it took some adjusting. I was like,

  510. 19:59

    "What? I don't have to audition, but I

  511. 20:01

    want what if I want to audition?"

  512. 20:04

    But, uh, I liked going on auditions. And

  513. 20:07

    then if it felt good, like I kicked ass,

  514. 20:10

    I didn't even really care if I got the

  515. 20:12

    part or not. I was just like high on

  516. 20:14

    that buzz. Yeah. Yeah, cuz when you

  517. 20:16

    connect with a scene Yeah. you get a

  518. 20:18

    little charge. Do you remember any of

  519. 20:20

    those? It's a drug. Yeah. Yes. I

  520. 20:22

    remember just coming out, dude. Probably

  521. 20:25

    my first job when I was 13 years old for

  522. 20:28

    the commercial I did for a video game

  523. 20:30

    called Pitfall for Atari. Loved Pitfall.

  524. 20:32

    I just went in on that audition. I loved

  525. 20:35

    acting. my my stepdad drove me around to

  526. 20:37

    all the auditions and and um and I had

  527. 20:41

    this kind of character who was sort of a

  528. 20:42

    cocky character like this this thing

  529. 20:45

    even at 13 I could do my eyebrows like

  530. 20:47

    this like I'm cocky I think I know what

  531. 20:50

    to do and it would looked funny if a

  532. 20:52

    13-year-old did that kind of attitude

  533. 20:54

    the cocky attitude. Yeah. And so they

  534. 20:56

    said, we did the audition. I wasn't

  535. 20:58

    doing that character. I was just doing

  536. 21:00

    just last night. I was watching and they

  537. 21:01

    said, "Can you do it again this time?

  538. 21:03

    Like do it a little cocky." And in my

  539. 21:05

    mind I was like, "Oh, they fell into my

  540. 21:07

    trap. That's my one move." Like, "I can

  541. 21:09

    try that. I'll try that." And just last

  542. 21:11

    night it was, you know, whatever. And I

  543. 21:14

    remember leaving and they were laughing

  544. 21:15

    and I was like, "That is so heavenly,

  545. 21:18

    that feeling." And I've been chasing the

  546. 21:20

    dragon ever since. Really? Cuz when you

  547. 21:23

    crush an audition

  548. 21:25

    in a weird way, I like it better than

  549. 21:27

    doing the job. Sure. Cuz then you the

  550. 21:29

    weird thing is like sometimes you'll get

  551. 21:31

    the part and you're like, "Oh, [ __ ] Now

  552. 21:33

    what?" And you get to the set and it's

  553. 21:35

    like, "No, in the audition I did it this

  554. 21:37

    way." And they're like, "Forget about

  555. 21:38

    the audition." So what we want you to do

  556. 21:40

    is this totally different thing.

  557. 21:42

    And then you're like, "But no eyebrows

  558. 21:44

    now." It's a different pressure when

  559. 21:46

    you're performing for the thing that a

  560. 21:48

    million people will see. the audition.

  561. 21:50

    It's just for that room. Okay. So, you

  562. 21:52

    started I mean, people know might know

  563. 21:54

    this about you, but you you were doing

  564. 21:55

    commercials when you were a kid. Yep.

  565. 21:57

    How many did you do as a kid? I was a

  566. 21:59

    child actor, I guess you could say.

  567. 22:02

    Which is a little embarrassing always.

  568. 22:04

    Why? Well, because there's a stigma to

  569. 22:07

    child actors, you know, like it's not

  570. 22:09

    good for kids to be out there in the

  571. 22:11

    industry. Do you think it is? Um, it is

  572. 22:14

    if they love it, you know, and I loved

  573. 22:16

    it, so it was good for me. But um yeah,

  574. 22:20

    you know, if if you get the sense that

  575. 22:22

    there's a stage mom or stage dad that's

  576. 22:24

    pushing it. Yeah. And the kid doesn't

  577. 22:26

    actually want to be there, that's when I

  578. 22:28

    I can imagine some psycholog

  579. 22:30

    psychological damage. It's like child

  580. 22:32

    labor. It's like leave him alone. How

  581. 22:34

    old were you when you joined um the

  582. 22:35

    actors? The actors gang. I was 16 years

  583. 22:38

    old. Yeah. I got in there early. What

  584. 22:40

    was the actors gang for people that

  585. 22:42

    don't know? So, the actor's gang was

  586. 22:45

    like the radical

  587. 22:48

    political comedia delarte almost like a

  588. 22:52

    theater group um that got going and

  589. 22:55

    popular in the 80s. And it was Tim

  590. 22:58

    Robbins and a group of other actors from

  591. 23:00

    UCLA who started this company. And uh if

  592. 23:04

    you were a young actor in the 80s and

  593. 23:06

    you were checking out the theater scene,

  594. 23:08

    they were the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

  595. 23:10

    They were just like the Green Beretss.

  596. 23:12

    They were so rad. And uh I would go to

  597. 23:16

    their shows.

  598. 23:18

    Um their plays. They had a play called

  599. 23:20

    Carnage, a comedy that was all about

  600. 23:24

    televangelism. And they had another show

  601. 23:26

    called Freaks, and it was about circus

  602. 23:29

    uh workers and and performers. And I was

  603. 23:32

    like just hanging out. You were like the

  604. 23:34

    teen. Yeah. In the actors gang. You were

  605. 23:37

    like the the young teen. I was the young

  606. 23:40

    teen and I just wanted to be part of

  607. 23:42

    that world so much and uh and they uh

  608. 23:45

    cast me. I got a little part in a show

  609. 23:47

    called uh uh the big show down in Santa

  610. 23:51

    Monica and it was all about the South

  611. 23:53

    American Sandinista like uh all of the

  612. 23:56

    politics surrounding that and American

  613. 23:59

    uh you know

  614. 24:01

    globalism a bunch of [ __ ] and then I

  615. 24:05

    didn't really get it but

  616. 24:07

    um it was super fun and I uh brought

  617. 24:12

    some songs and I brought some music and

  618. 24:15

    And they they let me put some songs into

  619. 24:17

    the play really that you had written.

  620. 24:20

    Yeah. Well, just little jingles. The

  621. 24:22

    director said, "Hey, we we need some

  622. 24:24

    little songs here." Because it was like

  623. 24:25

    a game show and um and so I did a little

  624. 24:30

    a little of that and that's where I met

  625. 24:32

    Kyle and it started off as a little bit

  626. 24:35

    of like a a rivalry because he was the

  627. 24:37

    music guy in the company and I was

  628. 24:39

    coming in with my songs and but you

  629. 24:42

    didn't really you didn't learn guitar

  630. 24:43

    till a little bit later, right? You were

  631. 24:44

    playing guitar. I wasn't playing guitar.

  632. 24:46

    I was just recording songs on my on my

  633. 24:49

    uh four track. Yeah. A tascam fourtrack

  634. 24:52

    machine. Oh man. But that's how I got

  635. 24:54

    into the actors gang. And then we ended

  636. 24:56

    up going to the Edinburgh theater

  637. 24:57

    festival in '89.

  638. 25:00

    And uh then we took that show over to

  639. 25:03

    Joe Pap's Public Theater in New York.

  640. 25:05

    Yeah. And got the worst review I'd ever

  641. 25:08

    read. But I thought it was so mean that

  642. 25:11

    it turned funny to me. Like I actually

  643. 25:13

    kind of liked reading it. I was like,

  644. 25:14

    "Oh, I was just laughing at how mean it

  645. 25:16

    was the slam." You can take it. You can

  646. 25:19

    cuz I Well, I guess cuz it didn't say

  647. 25:21

    specific, but I've had things written

  648. 25:23

    specifically about me that really really

  649. 25:25

    hurt my feet. Like it's really hard for

  650. 25:27

    me, embarrassingly so, to even like I

  651. 25:30

    remember when um my um book came out,

  652. 25:34

    there was a really bad review. I wonder

  653. 25:36

    if he listened or if he just read cuz I

  654. 25:38

    listened and loved. Thanks, Steve. Love

  655. 25:40

    your book. Thank you.

  656. 25:42

    You know what? You know what I was

  657. 25:43

    specifically uh interested in was your

  658. 25:47

    time at uh what what was the theater

  659. 25:51

    company where you learned the improv

  660. 25:53

    from the guru of improv? Dell Close.

  661. 25:55

    Dell Close. Improv Olympic and because

  662. 25:58

    I've only heard whispers of this

  663. 26:01

    mythical creature named Dell Close. You

  664. 26:03

    would have loved him and you would you

  665. 26:05

    would have share a lot and he would have

  666. 26:07

    loved you. He was the like this guru

  667. 26:10

    very

  668. 26:11

    misenthropic guy when you you know we

  669. 26:13

    were all young upstarts and we were

  670. 26:15

    catching him at the end of his life but

  671. 26:16

    he started back with Ela May and Mike

  672. 26:19

    Nichols and the Compass players and all

  673. 26:21

    that like and he was kind of the one

  674. 26:23

    that stayed behind to be the teacher

  675. 26:24

    while everyone else became very famous.

  676. 26:27

    He just made you feel like you were like

  677. 26:30

    that improv was its own art form that it

  678. 26:32

    wasn't some step to because you're

  679. 26:35

    bringing up the actors gang and I have

  680. 26:37

    to say like improv and sketch. There was

  681. 26:39

    when I was in Chicago there was like

  682. 26:41

    Stephen Wolf. Yeah. You know the

  683. 26:43

    Goodman. Yeah. And then there were like

  684. 26:46

    oh the dumb asses that do sketch.

  685. 26:50

    Like that was the feeling like we were

  686. 26:51

    like the makers of Mary over here and

  687. 26:53

    they were like the real actors, right?

  688. 26:56

    And you had a you started out with like

  689. 26:58

    like in the real actors kind of but

  690. 27:02

    there was some there was some

  691. 27:03

    dumb ridiculousness happening over there

  692. 27:06

    too. Did you ever do Groundlings then?

  693. 27:08

    Did No, I never did Groundlings, but I

  694. 27:10

    did go and enjoy and watch uh I watched

  695. 27:13

    Maya uh jam out over there. Maya

  696. 27:16

    Rudolph, we went to high school

  697. 27:17

    together. I know people don't know. Do

  698. 27:19

    you do you remember her in high school?

  699. 27:21

    What was she like? I do remember because

  700. 27:22

    I was like the king of the castle and I

  701. 27:24

    was rocking with my my improv classes

  702. 27:26

    over there and then she came in. She was

  703. 27:28

    like four year three years younger and

  704. 27:31

    she was so good at improv I actually got

  705. 27:33

    intimidated and then I had a crisis and

  706. 27:35

    I couldn't do improv for like a whole

  707. 27:37

    year. She was like this kid is is just a

  708. 27:40

    kid and she's so much better than me.

  709. 27:42

    What's happening? I can't She got you in

  710. 27:45

    your head. She got in my head. That

  711. 27:46

    makes sense because when Maya talks to

  712. 27:48

    me about you, you have a very older

  713. 27:50

    brother vibe to her. Like she looks as

  714. 27:53

    looks up to you and also, you know, it

  715. 27:56

    is kind of like how old were you when

  716. 27:58

    you met everybody like you just will

  717. 27:59

    never that'll never change. Like you'll

  718. 28:02

    probably always think of Maya as like

  719. 28:03

    younger and she definitely gives you an

  720. 28:06

    older brother vibe. Like that's so

  721. 28:08

    funny. When did we when did we first

  722. 28:10

    meet? Do you remember? Did we meet

  723. 28:13

    before SNL? Yes, cuz we did a movie

  724. 28:16

    together. Not before SNL. The movie had

  725. 28:21

    to be after SNL. Was it before? I don't

  726. 28:24

    Hold on. Let me check my Let me tell

  727. 28:26

    you. Let me tell you what my first

  728. 28:27

    memory of you is. I saw you on Conan and

  729. 28:32

    you played Andy Richtor's little sister.

  730. 28:34

    Yeah. And you had those braces on and I

  731. 28:37

    was like, "What? Who the hell is that?"

  732. 28:41

    cuz it I did not know you but it was

  733. 28:43

    like you were shot out of a cannon. You

  734. 28:45

    were so funny and so

  735. 28:48

    intense and your love for Conan was so

  736. 28:51

    like white hot. I was like this person

  737. 28:55

    whoever this is is a revelation and I

  738. 28:58

    was obsessed with you and I talked years

  739. 29:00

    later with Mike Shore about it and I was

  740. 29:02

    like were you obsessed with Amy like I

  741. 29:04

    was the first time she was on con. He's

  742. 29:06

    like [ __ ] of course. I was like, "Yeah,

  743. 29:09

    you had an effect, I think, on a whole

  744. 29:11

    like community of comedians and

  745. 29:13

    performers like, uh, dude, there's

  746. 29:16

    someone new on the stage." You must have

  747. 29:18

    felt that like there must be a before

  748. 29:20

    and after that Conan appearance.

  749. 29:22

    Totally. Yeah. Conan was huge in the

  750. 29:25

    beginning of my career and Yeah. And

  751. 29:27

    that and also so many people were

  752. 29:29

    watching the same thing back then. Like

  753. 29:31

    everybody was watching Conan. Everyone

  754. 29:33

    was watching Letterman. Like anyone who

  755. 29:34

    was in comedy was watching the same

  756. 29:36

    thing at the same time. That's true.

  757. 29:37

    Yeah. And that when I would do that

  758. 29:40

    Andy's Little Sister thing that Brian

  759. 29:41

    Stack wrote,

  760. 29:44

    uh, I got a ton of jobs from that. I got

  761. 29:47

    my first movie from that. S, you maybe

  762. 29:50

    didn't have to audition for some things.

  763. 29:52

    They were like, you we want that. They

  764. 29:54

    were like, we we want you to be weird

  765. 29:55

    like that forever. We want you to yell

  766. 29:58

    like that forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

  767. 30:01

    Those were so fun. But we met, didn't we

  768. 30:04

    meet? I You think we met before that?

  769. 30:06

    Okay. I have a terrible memory. Yeah.

  770. 30:08

    But me, too. I You do? Yeah. This could

  771. 30:11

    be tough. What we're about to try to do.

  772. 30:13

    I feel like I might have one of my my

  773. 30:15

    first famous person that I ever knew was

  774. 30:18

    Jannine Garop. She was like my first

  775. 30:20

    famous friend and Janine's a real

  776. 30:22

    connector and I feel like I might have

  777. 30:24

    gone to a party in Los Angeles and I

  778. 30:28

    think you might have been there. Yeah,

  779. 30:29

    that sounds right. And then we did a

  780. 30:32

    movie together which was thrilling.

  781. 30:35

    Yeah. And that movie was called It was

  782. 30:38

    Don't Tell Me, I'm going to get this

  783. 30:39

    one. Jingle, Jingle, Ringle, Bungle,

  784. 30:42

    Doo Rise,

  785. 30:48

    Envy, man. Uh, I loved working with you

  786. 30:51

    on Envy. Oh my god. We were Let's be

  787. 30:53

    honest though, Envy, it kind of whiffed.

  788. 30:56

    It's like, not only did it whiff, but it

  789. 30:58

    opened the same day as Mean Girls. Do

  790. 31:01

    you know that? Oh, yes. And I remember

  791. 31:03

    being like, I'm in two

  792. 31:06

    movies. Like what? Like I had not been

  793. 31:08

    in a lot of movies. And they were open

  794. 31:10

    on the same day. And I remember

  795. 31:11

    thinking, this is going to be great.

  796. 31:12

    Yeah. Two movies, same day. And then one

  797. 31:16

    didn't really Yeah. survive. And for

  798. 31:18

    people that don't know this movie, Envy,

  799. 31:20

    directed by the great Barry Levenson,

  800. 31:22

    who? Yes. Ben Stiller. Yes. Rachel Vice.

  801. 31:27

    Right. Me, you,

  802. 31:30

    you think? I know. I should explain for

  803. 31:33

    the maybe the five or six people that

  804. 31:34

    haven't seen Envy that Jack and I play a

  805. 31:36

    couple who get like Nuvo Ree because you

  806. 31:39

    invent this way to get rid of dog poo.

  807. 31:41

    Yes. Where you vaporize it. They poo

  808. 31:44

    rise.

  809. 31:45

    And Ben Stiller plays the irritated and

  810. 31:48

    then obsessive neighbor. Yes. Who starts

  811. 31:50

    to like be overwhelmed by our success.

  812. 31:53

    And I I think I've told the story

  813. 31:55

    before, but this was an example of I was

  814. 31:57

    like, "Oh, I need to be a better actor."

  815. 32:00

    Rachel Vice, incredible actress,

  816. 32:03

    um, and played like my friend in the

  817. 32:06

    movie, Ben's wife, and we were all

  818. 32:08

    friends in the movie. Um, she I remember

  819. 32:11

    she took a ton of notes and she was like

  820. 32:13

    writing in her script and and I remember

  821. 32:15

    thinking uhoh

  822. 32:17

    I haven't prepared enough. And at one

  823. 32:21

    point she said, um, I I I sort of feel

  824. 32:24

    like we're best friends.

  825. 32:26

    And I thought she was talking about me.

  826. 32:29

    And I said,

  827. 32:31

    "Oh, I said like that was like week

  828. 32:35

    two." I said, "Oh my god, thank you."

  829. 32:38

    And she was like,

  830. 32:40

    "Oh, we met our characters." And I was

  831. 32:43

    like, "Of course." Oh my god. Our

  832. 32:46

    characters and I and I um and I looked

  833. 32:50

    back at my script like, "Uh-huh. Yep. I

  834. 32:52

    think let me see what notes I've t

  835. 32:53

    taken." I did not prep enough. And she

  836. 32:56

    was so good. Such a great actress. Oh my

  837. 32:58

    god. Yeah, but I didn't I was maybe I

  838. 33:01

    was I was inexperienced on that set. I

  839. 33:03

    have to say I didn't really know what I

  840. 33:04

    was doing. Yeah, it was like a it was a

  841. 33:08

    good learning experience. Mhm. And then

  842. 33:11

    I remember at the time I was like, see,

  843. 33:14

    you don't have to be stressed. You can

  844. 33:16

    just relax and have fun and have good

  845. 33:18

    vibes the whole time. And then when it

  846. 33:20

    kind of belly flopped, I was like, maybe

  847. 33:21

    I do need more stress. Maybe it's not

  848. 33:24

    good to be so comfortable and relaxed

  849. 33:26

    all the time. Well, it's kind of like

  850. 33:28

    what we were talking about before though

  851. 33:29

    because I find and hear and know that

  852. 33:32

    the way you like to work is very I I

  853. 33:36

    appreciate it and I feel similarly like

  854. 33:38

    I do think you're supposed to be having

  855. 33:40

    fun. Yeah. You do a lot of movies where

  856. 33:43

    it's like a ton of months like a long

  857. 33:45

    time to shoot technical movies like big

  858. 33:48

    movies like how do you like green screen

  859. 33:52

    you're way away like I know you just

  860. 33:54

    shot Anaconda in Australia like you're

  861. 33:56

    like it's it's not like three weeks you

  862. 34:00

    know small lighting setup and you're

  863. 34:02

    out. It is three months tour of duty.

  864. 34:06

    How do you stay like how do you manage

  865. 34:08

    that long day?

  866. 34:11

    Well, I kind of like it the uh the

  867. 34:14

    structure of the day because you got to

  868. 34:16

    get your sleep and everything's built

  869. 34:18

    around getting all your work done and

  870. 34:20

    your all the sleep you need cuz I need

  871. 34:22

    that beauty rest more than ever. Uh and

  872. 34:26

    and so you you compartmentalize the

  873. 34:28

    family's at home so you're able to just

  874. 34:31

    in a weird way it's kind of like a

  875. 34:33

    vacation. Even though it's hard work,

  876. 34:35

    you don't have all the distractions.

  877. 34:37

    you're focused just on this one thing

  878. 34:38

    and I need my at least 1 hour of

  879. 34:41

    memorization every night where I just

  880. 34:43

    focus on the thing. You memorize at

  881. 34:44

    night. Uh I do I memorize the the uh the

  882. 34:48

    next three days worth of or you know

  883. 34:50

    whatever I've got on the call sheet. The

  884. 34:52

    call sheet is my guide and they all just

  885. 34:54

    give you three days ahead of time. So

  886. 34:56

    you're like, "Okay, I'm going to

  887. 34:57

    memorize all three of these every night

  888. 35:00

    and just keeps you three days ahead of

  889. 35:02

    the game." How much sleep do you want to

  890. 35:03

    get a night? What What's your ideal

  891. 35:05

    number? My ideal number is what they

  892. 35:08

    tell you. Eight hours is golden. But I

  893. 35:11

    usually will get six. That's not enough.

  894. 35:14

    I know. But I wake up and then I need to

  895. 35:16

    do a little bit of New York Times uh uh

  896. 35:18

    spelling be and then I will go back for

  897. 35:21

    bonus snuselberries once I get to

  898. 35:22

    genius.

  899. 35:25

    But um do you have are you a snorer? Do

  900. 35:28

    you snore? I do. I have a CPAP machine.

  901. 35:31

    Dude, so do I. Come on. CPAP team unite.

  902. 35:35

    CPAP. Oh, I love it. Let me tell you

  903. 35:37

    something. Let's talk about our CPAP

  904. 35:39

    machine. My CPAP machine was a game

  905. 35:42

    changer. Changed my life. And now I

  906. 35:45

    can't sleep without it. Never want to.

  907. 35:47

    Well, I can take I can take a nap. Like

  908. 35:49

    I took a nap at SNL. Yeah. But to do

  909. 35:52

    that, I have to go kind of like elephant

  910. 35:54

    man where I get so many pillows that I'm

  911. 35:56

    almost sitting up. But it's the only way

  912. 35:58

    cuz if I lay down flat might die. I

  913. 36:01

    don't know. I wake up with like horrible

  914. 36:04

    like headaches and nightmares. Like wake

  915. 36:07

    up before you die nightmare.

  916. 36:10

    I wish we could bring out our our sleep

  917. 36:13

    things, right? Our caps right now. That

  918. 36:15

    would be funny to look at us. I know. I

  919. 36:18

    brought I put mine in a movie. In my

  920. 36:20

    country, I used my CPAP. Oh, nice. Cuz I

  921. 36:22

    wanted to make sure I never got laid

  922. 36:24

    again. So, I put That was a thing. It

  923. 36:26

    was a It was a thing when when I first

  924. 36:28

    started doing it because it takes a

  925. 36:30

    little while to get used to. a few days.

  926. 36:32

    And how about your partner to be like

  927. 36:34

    you're not going to sleep on your belly

  928. 36:35

    anymore. You liked that. Well, that's

  929. 36:38

    gone. Yeah. So, you know, you got to

  930. 36:39

    figure out, okay, I'm going to sleep on

  931. 36:40

    my side like this and then I can sleep

  932. 36:42

    on my back and just don't go on your

  933. 36:44

    belly. Um and then it was like, um, is

  934. 36:48

    it possible to have sex while wearing

  935. 36:50

    your CPA half machine? But why would you

  936. 36:52

    just take it off and have sex and then

  937. 36:54

    put it back on? But think about this.

  938. 36:55

    You've been married for a long time.

  939. 36:56

    When you're not married, you're like, I

  940. 36:58

    got something to tell you. Is this a

  941. 36:59

    turn off? or turn on that you have this

  942. 37:02

    diabetic. Right before I go to sleep, I

  943. 37:05

    got to tell you something

  944. 37:07

    and you're going to hear it first.

  945. 37:12

    That's love. That's love. I mean, some

  946. 37:14

    people have a Darth Vader kink. They

  947. 37:17

    want that mask. Mask on. Mask off. Mask

  948. 37:21

    off. Your choice, babe. Your choice,

  949. 37:22

    babe. Air coming in. Air coming out.

  950. 37:26

    Mouth tape. No. Butt tape. Yes. Tape up

  951. 37:29

    that butt.

  952. 37:33

    Oh, butt tape. Butt tape. Wait, Jack,

  953. 37:35

    can I talk to you about um Kelly the

  954. 37:38

    Kelly Clarkson Tanner moment? I texted

  955. 37:40

    you. I loved that moment so much. For

  956. 37:43

    those people who don't know, yes, you

  957. 37:44

    were doing Kelly Clarkson Tanner from

  958. 37:46

    Love on the Spectrum. Amazing show.

  959. 37:48

    You're a fan of that show. Love it. He's

  960. 37:50

    a fan of you. Love him particularly him.

  961. 37:54

    He talked about wanting to meet you and

  962. 37:55

    then you ran out and greeted him and

  963. 37:59

    well this all started years ago because

  964. 38:01

    my sons loved Love on the Spectrum and I

  965. 38:05

    was like oh good this is our show cuz

  966. 38:07

    I'm always looking for ways to connect

  967. 38:08

    with my boys who just don't want

  968. 38:10

    anything to do with me cuz once they hit

  969. 38:12

    that age that 16 18 it's like the least

  970. 38:15

    thing you want to do is hang out with

  971. 38:17

    your parents and anything I like they're

  972. 38:19

    automatically well then I hate it. Um,

  973. 38:22

    but they like the show and I was like, I

  974. 38:23

    want to watch it with you guys. And we

  975. 38:25

    watched it and we loved that show and

  976. 38:28

    loved Tanner. Um, and I got a call from

  977. 38:32

    Lewis, our publicist, who was like,

  978. 38:34

    "Hey, Kelly Clarkson is asking uh if

  979. 38:37

    you'll do a video for Tanner from Love

  980. 38:39

    on the Spectrum, who loves you." I was

  981. 38:40

    like, "What? He loves me? Yes, I want to

  982. 38:42

    do a video." So, I made a video for

  983. 38:44

    Tanner just telling him how much we love

  984. 38:46

    the show and how great he is and I love

  985. 38:47

    his philosophy of life is like his whole

  986. 38:50

    life is the his mission is to bring

  987. 38:52

    smiles and joy around the world like we

  988. 38:55

    need more tanners and I sent that over

  989. 38:57

    and they showed it and he saw it on the

  990. 38:59

    Kelly Clarkson show like oh my god it's

  991. 39:01

    Jack Black he knows me and then my name

  992. 39:03

    and so we didn't meet we just had that

  993. 39:05

    one connection through Kelly Clarkson

  994. 39:07

    then I got the call saying hey he's

  995. 39:09

    going to be here at the same time you're

  996. 39:11

    here promoting Minecraft, will you do a

  997. 39:13

    surprise jump run out to them? And I was

  998. 39:16

    like, uh, yeah, this sounds really great

  999. 39:19

    because it was, you know, they were long

  1000. 39:21

    overdue that we meet in person. And so

  1001. 39:24

    they had that idea that I thought was

  1002. 39:25

    really funny where it looks like I did a

  1003. 39:27

    pre-tape and I was like, I'm sorry I

  1004. 39:29

    couldn't be there. I'm on the road

  1005. 39:31

    promoting Minecraft, but just want to

  1006. 39:33

    tell you that uh that uh I just think

  1007. 39:36

    you're amazing. But I also have

  1008. 39:38

    superpowers. Uh, kung fu panda like a

  1009. 39:41

    ninja moves which means I can come

  1010. 39:42

    through the doors right now and I come

  1011. 39:45

    running in and I thought it was so funny

  1012. 39:46

    that I was like that's going to be funny

  1013. 39:48

    cuz it's a good reveal. I was like I

  1014. 39:49

    hope that it's a surprise and that no

  1015. 39:51

    one tells them. And when I came through

  1016. 39:53

    I wasn't prepared for how emotional it

  1017. 39:56

    was. It was really emotional and I

  1018. 39:57

    almost started crying. We were hugging.

  1019. 40:00

    There was so much love. I know. I know.

  1020. 40:05

    And uh I

  1021. 40:08

    know it was so sweet. Yeah. And it was

  1022. 40:11

    like uh Yeah. When he asked me for my

  1023. 40:15

    phone

  1024. 40:17

    number and uh Did you give it to him? I

  1025. 40:20

    did give I gave a contact. There's a way

  1026. 40:23

    for us to communicate now. Very good.

  1027. 40:25

    But um yeah, to be continued. I gota I

  1028. 40:28

    got to get with him. We have a a plan to

  1029. 40:30

    do some workouts. He's going to show me

  1030. 40:32

    some techniques for mo for bodybuilding.

  1031. 40:34

    It's so good. And and also Okay, so this

  1032. 40:37

    leads us to in many ways to what you're

  1033. 40:39

    working on now, which by the way,

  1034. 40:40

    congrats on this monster movie. Thank

  1035. 40:43

    you. My kids have seen it twice. Really?

  1036. 40:46

    I love that. They love it. They're right

  1037. 40:48

    in the sweet spot. They're 14 and 16 and

  1038. 40:50

    they grew up with Minecraft and they

  1039. 40:52

    love it. It just goes to show I had a

  1040. 40:55

    blast making it. I I love I love Jared.

  1041. 40:58

    He we work together on Nacho Libre. But

  1042. 41:00

    while I'm making it, I you know, I feel

  1043. 41:03

    the same as like Envy. And this could be

  1044. 41:06

    another vapeoo rise. We might get

  1045. 41:07

    vaporized and no one goes to see the

  1046. 41:09

    movie. You just don't know. You go out

  1047. 41:12

    there, you do the best you can. You let

  1048. 41:14

    the chips fall where they may. And this

  1049. 41:16

    time it feels like we rolled the yatsi.

  1050. 41:19

    Hundreds. And it's like, holy [ __ ] Are

  1051. 41:20

    you kidding? There's people going ape

  1052. 41:23

    out of this movie star.

  1053. 41:25

    Jackpot. Bask in it. Just enjoy it right

  1054. 41:28

    now. Let's just raise their Oh, that

  1055. 41:30

    sunshine. You're the biggest [ __ ]

  1056. 41:32

    movie star in the world. You are in so

  1057. 41:35

    many hits, Jack. Hit after hit after

  1058. 41:38

    hit. Oh, have you heard of Jumanji? Have

  1059. 41:41

    you heard of School of Rock? Have you

  1060. 41:43

    heard of Mario? Nuts. Have you heard of

  1061. 41:46

    Minecraft? Kung Fu Panda. Kung Fu Panda.

  1062. 41:49

    Incredible,

  1063. 41:51

    dude. I know. It's awesome. It's nutty.

  1064. 41:54

    Oh my god. And that movie looks so like

  1065. 41:56

    like I got to tell you that Minecraft if

  1066. 42:00

    I just may like was so huge in my house

  1067. 42:02

    especially during co Yeah cuz you have

  1068. 42:05

    boys. I have boys like building was like

  1069. 42:09

    their their way. They really that's how

  1070. 42:11

    they got through the pandemic is I'm

  1071. 42:12

    going to go build something. The

  1072. 42:14

    crafting. Yes. And the mining. This is

  1073. 42:17

    like Legos for a new generation. Yeah.

  1074. 42:20

    And the music in it is so meditative and

  1075. 42:24

    uh there there's some some architecture

  1076. 42:26

    in there where you I think there's

  1077. 42:28

    benefits to it. We're going to see a

  1078. 42:30

    whole new generation of architects

  1079. 42:32

    making crazy looking buildings because

  1080. 42:34

    their brains are exercised hundreds of

  1081. 42:37

    hours on making structures even though

  1082. 42:40

    it's in the virtual world. But uh there

  1083. 42:43

    was also an element of Jared wanting us

  1084. 42:47

    to look

  1085. 42:48

    ridiculous because my costume is so

  1086. 42:51

    formfitting and really was just very

  1087. 42:54

    revealing of my shape. My pear-shaped

  1088. 42:57

    you that I'm like right now I'm wearing

  1089. 42:59

    this stuff. This is all to distract you

  1090. 43:01

    from my shape. I like a triple XL

  1091. 43:03

    t-shirt with so much crazy I've heard

  1092. 43:06

    you have a t-shirt collection. I do.

  1093. 43:08

    Well, this is mostly what it is. It's

  1094. 43:10

    tiedye explosions and it kind of drives

  1095. 43:13

    your eye away from my shape. But this

  1096. 43:16

    costume, it was just like a tight

  1097. 43:18

    sweater shirt and then Jason Mimoa with

  1098. 43:21

    that ridiculous mullet and like a pink

  1099. 43:24

    leather jacket with fringe. He looks so

  1100. 43:26

    ridiculous. That's part of the charm

  1101. 43:29

    though. It's like we're not here to look

  1102. 43:31

    pretty. We're here to make some funny

  1103. 43:34

    ridiculousness happen. I will say I know

  1104. 43:36

    I get a little stressed on set when I'm

  1105. 43:39

    tight when I have tight things around my

  1106. 43:40

    shape. Did you get was it did you have

  1107. 43:43

    to get used to that? I felt fine because

  1108. 43:46

    it was tight but it was stretchy. Yeah.

  1109. 43:48

    So I was never restricted and moving.

  1110. 43:50

    The feeling is so that's my main thing

  1111. 43:52

    is I I'm I'm always able to get real

  1112. 43:55

    physical. I know you're so physical. So

  1113. 43:58

    we do this thing on our show where we

  1114. 44:00

    have people talk about the guest before

  1115. 44:01

    they come on. So I I get somebody to

  1116. 44:04

    come on in the beginning. So we got

  1117. 44:07

    Nora Aquafina. Aquafina in the house and

  1118. 44:11

    Nora and I were talking before you came

  1119. 44:13

    in just about you and what she thinks I

  1120. 44:15

    should ask you. And um uh she mentioned

  1121. 44:20

    a bunch of things and we just talked a

  1122. 44:21

    lot about your physicality like how much

  1123. 44:23

    you like to move, how funny it is, how

  1124. 44:25

    cool it is to be around. And she was

  1125. 44:27

    saying when you guys were doing press

  1126. 44:28

    that like you were doing a lot of um

  1127. 44:32

    kicks. Yeah. When in doubt, kick it out.

  1128. 44:35

    I was doing some we called them chop

  1129. 44:38

    kicks. Chop kicks. That's right. It's

  1130. 44:39

    like chopsticks but chop kicks. And uh

  1131. 44:42

    that was also along the lines of I

  1132. 44:44

    refuse to let these junket interviews

  1133. 44:46

    get boring. I'm going to go nuts if need

  1134. 44:48

    if need be. If I ever feel like we're

  1135. 44:50

    going down a road, I'm going to the chop

  1136. 44:53

    kicks will come out. There'll be flurry.

  1137. 44:55

    I would love to do that. especially like

  1138. 44:56

    on the red carpet like you I'm really

  1139. 45:00

    admire it. You take

  1140. 45:02

    over like you you take over that thing

  1141. 45:05

    so it's your fun time and like people

  1142. 45:07

    are invited to it. It's not the other

  1143. 45:08

    way around. Like you have a really good

  1144. 45:10

    time promoting stuff. You refuse to have

  1145. 45:13

    it be boring for you if I'm in the zone.

  1146. 45:16

    Yeah. Yeah. Like when you recorded that

  1147. 45:19

    um for Mario when you recorded uh the

  1148. 45:22

    Britney song on the red carpet. Kung Fu

  1149. 45:24

    Panda. The last Kung Fu Panda. Yes. When

  1150. 45:26

    you recorded Kung Fu Panda, you recorded

  1151. 45:28

    Tell me you you recorded a video on the

  1152. 45:30

    red carpet during the premiere. So our

  1153. 45:32

    director of Kung Fu Panda 4 said, "Hey,

  1154. 45:35

    I really want a Tenacious Dong in the

  1155. 45:38

    movie. Like could you guys do a cover?"

  1156. 45:40

    I was like, "It depends. Like what do

  1157. 45:42

    you think?" And he was like, "You know,

  1158. 45:43

    Pat Benitar, hit me with your best

  1159. 45:45

    shot." And I was like, I love Pat

  1160. 45:46

    Benitar, but that doesn't feel right.

  1161. 45:48

    And then it was actually Sharon, our

  1162. 45:50

    manager, who was like, you should do

  1163. 45:52

    Britney Spears. I was like, Britney

  1164. 45:54

    Spears. Wait a second. That's ringing

  1165. 45:56

    some bells. And then I said, hit me baby

  1166. 45:59

    one more time. Is the one hit me baby

  1167. 46:01

    one more time because it's Kung Fu Panda

  1168. 46:03

    hitting me one more time. And uh we we

  1169. 46:06

    uh bounced that off the director, Mike

  1170. 46:07

    Mitchell. And he was like, "Yes, do it."

  1171. 46:11

    And so I called Kyle and we went and we

  1172. 46:13

    laid down the hot tracks and it just so

  1173. 46:15

    happened that our bass player who also

  1174. 46:17

    does all the producing of all the

  1175. 46:18

    Tenacious D albums is obsessed with

  1176. 46:21

    Britney Spears. So I was like this is

  1177. 46:22

    falling into place. Yes. And he laid

  1178. 46:25

    down a bed that was a little faster than

  1179. 46:27

    Britney's version. So it had a little

  1180. 46:29

    more paprika cuz you don't want to just

  1181. 46:31

    come and just do exactly what they did.

  1182. 46:33

    You want to put a little different spin

  1183. 46:35

    on it. Mhm. And I got so into this one

  1184. 46:38

    part that's really hard vocally and I

  1185. 46:41

    did it probably like a hundred times and

  1186. 46:44

    I would come back on different days like

  1187. 46:45

    it's still not there that where she's

  1188. 46:47

    like give me a

  1189. 46:51

    sign. She does this little vocal and

  1190. 46:54

    it's like a little trill. It's a little

  1191. 46:56

    up and down like one of these. Mhm. M

  1192. 46:59

    and I didn't really have it and uh we

  1193. 47:02

    kept kept on working it and then I got

  1194. 47:03

    it one day and that's all you need. You

  1195. 47:05

    just need to capture the lightning in

  1196. 47:07

    the bottle one time and I was like put

  1197. 47:09

    it in and he put it in. I was

  1198. 47:12

    like I was very proud of that Britney

  1199. 47:14

    Spears cover. So good. Jack, you are my

  1200. 47:17

    favorite singer. Your voice is

  1201. 47:19

    incredible. Everything you sing is so

  1202. 47:21

    good. Peaches is my favorite song. It's

  1203. 47:24

    like should be everyone's wedding song.

  1204. 47:26

    And every Tenacious D song, every song

  1205. 47:30

    you cover, every song you sing. I got to

  1206. 47:32

    sing with you once. We sang The Rose.

  1207. 47:34

    Remember we said the Rose Festival

  1208. 47:36

    Supreme? I had a festival for those of

  1209. 47:38

    you who don't know. It was a comedy

  1210. 47:40

    music festival. We did it for four

  1211. 47:42

    years. And I thought this is going to be

  1212. 47:44

    the [ __ ] Coachella of comedy music.

  1213. 47:47

    And it was not. Every year less people

  1214. 47:49

    came. I was like, what is wrong with the

  1215. 47:52

    world that this is not getting bigger

  1216. 47:53

    every year? But then finally we quit

  1217. 47:55

    doing it. But I stand by it. It was the

  1218. 47:58

    best festival. It was the best. And you

  1219. 48:00

    were so beautiful to say, "Yeah, I'll do

  1220. 48:03

    it." I You answered the call. I didn't I

  1221. 48:06

    didn't know if you'd be avails, but you

  1222. 48:08

    came down. You said, "I'll do it, but

  1223. 48:11

    I want you to come out and sing with me,

  1224. 48:12

    Jack." I was like, "Done. Done." A

  1225. 48:14

    dream. What are we singing? God, I love

  1226. 48:17

    singing with you. I love your voice. And

  1227. 48:19

    we rehearsed and there was the great

  1228. 48:21

    That was John Spiker. We've heard he's a

  1229. 48:24

    sweetheart. Awesome. And um I I was

  1230. 48:27

    having I was kind of geeking out a

  1231. 48:28

    little bit. I had to play it really cool

  1232. 48:29

    cuz I love your voice and love singing

  1233. 48:31

    with you. But like do you ever feel

  1234. 48:34

    should we do a little right now of the

  1235. 48:37

    rose? I can't remember. But I think What

  1236. 48:39

    key is it in

  1237. 48:41

    Hold on. Okay. I'm not going to get any

  1238. 48:44

    of those lyrics right by the way.

  1239. 48:47

    Did we harmonize?

  1240. 48:50

    Yeah, it was.

  1241. 48:53

    [Music]

  1242. 48:57

    Power of

  1243. 49:02

    songs. It is a

  1244. 49:05

    rainbow that never

  1245. 49:09

    [Music]

  1246. 49:11

    I remembered not one

  1247. 49:13

    word or the melody or the harmony. I

  1248. 49:17

    understood it, Jack. We're still getting

  1249. 49:19

    applause though. Applause. Wait, Jack,

  1250. 49:21

    do you hear that? Do you hear that,

  1251. 49:23

    Jack? Someone's clapping for us. But on

  1252. 49:25

    the day when we did it at Festival

  1253. 49:27

    Supreme, so good. You can see it online.

  1254. 49:30

    You can see it online. See it online the

  1255. 49:32

    way it was meant to be. We just needed

  1256. 49:34

    one more rehearsal here before we did.

  1257. 49:36

    Lyrics are a little stressful because

  1258. 49:39

    lyrics in general are stressful when

  1259. 49:41

    they repeat, but they're just they're

  1260. 49:43

    the same but not the same. Like weed and

  1261. 49:46

    leaf or like love and light, whatever. I

  1262. 49:49

    got to really know those lyrics. Do you

  1263. 49:51

    use a prompter when you perform? Not

  1264. 49:54

    with Tenacious D, but I have. No, but I

  1265. 49:57

    have used it. I mean, because those

  1266. 49:58

    songs I wrote those songs, so I feel

  1267. 50:00

    still I I feel them in my blood. And you

  1268. 50:03

    know, we do have rehearsals. We go we go

  1269. 50:05

    and we work it all out. And yeah, that's

  1270. 50:07

    my my uh memory gymnasium.

  1271. 50:11

    But these songs that other people wrote,

  1272. 50:12

    especially, you know, when the lyrics

  1273. 50:14

    don't really tell a story, it's easier

  1274. 50:16

    when you tell a story that's linear.

  1275. 50:18

    Yes, some of those words are just

  1276. 50:20

    [ __ ] gobbledegook. Like I mean I

  1277. 50:23

    there's nobody better than Elton John,

  1278. 50:24

    but Bernie's lyrics sometimes I'm like,

  1279. 50:26

    "Wow, no kidding. What's going on?" But

  1280. 50:29

    Take Me to the Pilot is one of my

  1281. 50:31

    favorite songs of all time, but I have

  1282. 50:32

    no idea what it's about. Or even like,

  1283. 50:35

    you know what is arguably the greatest

  1284. 50:37

    rock and roll song ever written,

  1285. 50:39

    Stairway to Heaven. If there's a hustle

  1286. 50:42

    in your hedge, don't be a law man. What

  1287. 50:46

    the [ __ ] He says, "Don't be alarmed,

  1288. 50:48

    man." Oh, is that what it is? I thought

  1289. 50:49

    it was Don't be alarmed now. Oh, you're

  1290. 50:51

    probably right. It's just a spring clean

  1291. 50:53

    for the May Queen. I contend Robert

  1292. 50:57

    Plant doesn't know what that song's

  1293. 50:58

    about. Nobody knows what that's about.

  1294. 51:01

    And it doesn't matter. And every time I

  1295. 51:03

    hear that song, I get a feeling I'm in

  1296. 51:05

    an eighth grade gym. Yeah. That song's

  1297. 51:08

    coming on and I'm like, I got to dance

  1298. 51:10

    with uh whoever I dance with is it's

  1299. 51:13

    going to be like nine minutes of dancing

  1300. 51:14

    with them. It's like you're just panic

  1301. 51:17

    of like I got to find a boy and it's

  1302. 51:19

    going to go slow and then fast and then

  1303. 51:21

    slow again. Like it's asking a lot. I

  1304. 51:22

    remember dancing school dances Stairway

  1305. 51:25

    to Heaven came on and the feeling of

  1306. 51:27

    this is going to be 10 minutes of my

  1307. 51:29

    life. I can't choose wrong and I

  1308. 51:33

    just the idea of dancing to Stairway to

  1309. 51:35

    Heaven is so funny to me cuz it's like

  1310. 51:38

    is it slow dancing? You had to start

  1311. 51:40

    slow and then what do you do when it

  1312. 51:42

    starts rocking really hard though? And

  1313. 51:43

    you separate. You go flying on down the

  1314. 51:45

    road. Air guitar.

  1315. 51:49

    You play your leg like an air guitar. Is

  1316. 51:52

    it weird? When I dance, I like to close

  1317. 51:54

    my eyes because um I feel less

  1318. 51:58

    inhibitions. Yeah. I get a little

  1319. 52:00

    self-conscious on the dance floor. You

  1320. 52:01

    do? Well, I like to dance. Here's what

  1321. 52:03

    I'm nervous about. Eye contact on the

  1322. 52:05

    dance floor. Uh yeah, but what if you

  1323. 52:07

    point?

  1324. 52:09

    But if you point, you're good. You go.

  1325. 52:11

    Hey. I guess I immediately start feeling

  1326. 52:13

    like are is the dance partner

  1327. 52:15

    uncomfortable with my eye contact? And

  1328. 52:18

    also how how do I fit into this? Do they

  1329. 52:21

    think I'm dancing well? Um there's just

  1330. 52:24

    something I think I prefer to dance

  1331. 52:26

    alone

  1332. 52:29

    with no one around. Well, if I'm going

  1333. 52:31

    to go dance and maybe I'd like to have

  1334. 52:33

    like a half hour warm up by myself and

  1335. 52:35

    then like go right into the dance party.

  1336. 52:37

    Yeah. I'm like getting warmed up. like

  1337. 52:39

    walking and going, "Hey,

  1338. 52:41

    right." But you don't want to be It's

  1339. 52:44

    like right now this feels good, but it

  1340. 52:46

    probably looks bad. No, it looks great.

  1341. 52:49

    But I know what you

  1342. 52:50

    mean, right? And the eye contact is a

  1343. 52:53

    little weird in because maybe it's

  1344. 52:55

    weird. It's different for a guy, but I

  1345. 52:58

    know what you mean. You have to You want

  1346. 53:00

    You have to kind of like be like, "Hey."

  1347. 53:01

    But not keep on there too long. Yeah.

  1348. 53:04

    Just you just have to go Jack. But you

  1349. 53:07

    can't. If I stay any longer than that,

  1350. 53:09

    it's weird because then the person feels

  1351. 53:11

    like they have to point back at you and

  1352. 53:12

    dance with you. Yes. Yeah. But when

  1353. 53:14

    you're dancing, I feel like you're

  1354. 53:17

    feeling it. You're letting the feeling

  1355. 53:18

    of the dance, the music is moving you.

  1356. 53:21

    Yeah. And I like closing my eyes, too. I

  1357. 53:22

    And I think I do some of that when I can

  1358. 53:25

    break out of my self-conscious. But a

  1359. 53:27

    lot of the time, I think I'm dancing

  1360. 53:29

    like I'm putting on a show, which can be

  1361. 53:31

    stressful for me and anyone I'm dancing

  1362. 53:34

    with. Okay. But this is really

  1363. 53:35

    interesting because you're such a

  1364. 53:36

    physical person and you're very very

  1365. 53:38

    comfortable physically. Yeah. But I bet

  1366. 53:40

    you feel pressure when you dance to

  1367. 53:42

    dance funny. Yes. I don't. Oh, I don't I

  1368. 53:47

    take that pressure away. That's why

  1369. 53:48

    you're good because no one expects that

  1370. 53:51

    of you. Everyone expects and you are a

  1371. 53:53

    good dancer. So you could just be

  1372. 53:55

    dancing and not have to feel like you

  1373. 53:57

    have to perform while you're dancing.

  1374. 53:59

    Like dance for yourself. Like the way

  1375. 54:02

    that you dance now. Yeah. No one taught

  1376. 54:04

    you to do that. You just do it. Right.

  1377. 54:07

    Right. Cuz I was just thinking maybe you

  1378. 54:09

    can teach me how to dance. But then I

  1379. 54:11

    was like that's not how it works. Jack,

  1380. 54:13

    have you seen Foot Loose? He's not going

  1381. 54:14

    to teach you how to dance. Have you seen

  1382. 54:15

    Foot Loose? That's exactly how it works.

  1383. 54:18

    He teaches them to dance. Will you be my

  1384. 54:21

    Kevin Bacon?

  1385. 54:24

    Remember that when he's like, "Come on,

  1386. 54:25

    man." I remember it was like illegal to

  1387. 54:27

    dance in that town.

  1388. 54:29

    [Music]

  1389. 54:32

    That's the best part. Um, I have a few

  1390. 54:34

    more things before we finish. Uh, so

  1391. 54:36

    Nora asked about the, um,

  1392. 54:39

    Chopkicks. She also, um, asked me to ask

  1393. 54:41

    you about Gallagher, too. I can't

  1394. 54:44

    believe she asked you to ask Here,

  1395. 54:47

    here's a confession. Okay. I had never

  1396. 54:50

    laughed harder than when I first saw

  1397. 54:53

    Gallagher on television in

  1398. 54:56

    1974, 1975. I was just like five or six

  1399. 54:59

    years old, maybe seven. And he was on a

  1400. 55:01

    show called Laugh in which was a game

  1401. 55:04

    show which was

  1402. 55:06

    just random audience members on stage

  1403. 55:10

    and then these professional comedians

  1404. 55:12

    who would make them laugh. That was the

  1405. 55:14

    whole point of the game. And you had to

  1406. 55:16

    not laugh. That was not laughing. Okay,

  1407. 55:18

    you're right. Not laughing. It was make

  1408. 55:19

    me laugh. I remember make me laugh. Make

  1409. 55:22

    me laugh. And I remember seeing

  1410. 55:23

    Gallagher and uh he did the funniest

  1411. 55:27

    [ __ ] Yes, he was he was exploding

  1412. 55:29

    pumpkins or or watermelons. But he also

  1413. 55:31

    did this one where he came out and he

  1414. 55:33

    was just like, "Uh, you vegetarian?" He

  1415. 55:36

    had a banana. You vegetarian? And and

  1416. 55:39

    the the person who the contestant was

  1417. 55:41

    like, "No." And me neither. And he

  1418. 55:43

    peeled off the banana and there was a

  1419. 55:45

    hot dog inside and they took a bite and

  1420. 55:47

    I [ __ ]

  1421. 55:50

    laughed and cried. And it hurt me. I was

  1422. 55:52

    like, "This is the genius. This is who I

  1423. 55:55

    want to be. I want to be Gallagher.

  1424. 55:58

    And then, you know, over the years and

  1425. 56:00

    the decades go by and you got different

  1426. 56:02

    heroes and I was like, "Yeah, he kind of

  1427. 56:03

    faded in the past." But, but I always

  1428. 56:05

    remembered no one made me laugh harder

  1429. 56:07

    than that when I was 6 years old. And

  1430. 56:10

    then I heard like the saga amazing the

  1431. 56:13

    drama. A friend of mine wanted to make a

  1432. 56:15

    movie, a documentary about his life

  1433. 56:17

    because mainly of his drama that he had

  1434. 56:20

    with his brother who he taught all of

  1435. 56:22

    his moves to. He's like, "Look, we're

  1436. 56:25

    going to franchise this. You're going to

  1437. 56:27

    do what I teach you to do, and then

  1438. 56:28

    you'll go out as Gallagher 2." And his

  1439. 56:31

    brother was like, "Yeah, teach me your

  1440. 56:32

    ways. I'll do it." And

  1441. 56:35

    then over the over the course of the

  1442. 56:37

    years of them doing this, uh, he and his

  1443. 56:40

    brother kind of had a falling out and

  1444. 56:42

    they didn't and and Gallagher was like,

  1445. 56:44

    "You know what? We're done. You're not

  1446. 56:46

    Gallagher 2 anymore. I'm pulling the

  1447. 56:47

    plug on that." And then Gallagher 2 was

  1448. 56:49

    like, "I choose not to stop. I am

  1449. 56:52

    Gallagher." In fact, yeah, maybe I'm

  1450. 56:54

    Gallagher one. Maybe you're Gallagher 2.

  1451. 56:57

    And the manager, Gallagher's manager,

  1452. 57:00

    sided with the brother for some reason.

  1453. 57:02

    And it got latigious and it got [ __ ]

  1454. 57:05

    weird. And I just thought this is

  1455. 57:07

    Shakespearean this. And then the manager

  1456. 57:10

    also, he had a a a kid in the

  1457. 57:13

    neighborhood who would come over all the

  1458. 57:15

    time was like, "You manage Gallagher?

  1459. 57:17

    That's the coolest thing ever. I want to

  1460. 57:19

    be a comedian someday, too, and be like

  1461. 57:21

    Gallagher." And then the manager was

  1462. 57:23

    like, "Tell you what, kid. I'll teach

  1463. 57:25

    you everything that Gallagher had done."

  1464. 57:26

    And taught him all the things. And that

  1465. 57:28

    kid grew up to be Carrot Top. No, I'm

  1466. 57:33

    not joking.

  1467. 57:35

    This is an epic movie. The fact that

  1468. 57:38

    little Carrot Top is the heir apparent

  1469. 57:40

    to those and that Gallagher 2, the

  1470. 57:44

    moment when Gallagher 2 says, "Maybe I'm

  1471. 57:46

    Gallagher one," is like

  1472. 57:49

    incredible. That's like Game of Thrones

  1473. 57:51

    or something or Yeah, it's very dramatic

  1474. 57:53

    and entertaining and compelling. You got

  1475. 57:56

    to do that movie. You got to have it.

  1476. 57:57

    You kind of have to have the the sign

  1477. 58:00

    off on the the the the all parties

  1478. 58:02

    involved to really do that. Otherwise, I

  1479. 58:04

    think it gets you don't want that kind

  1480. 58:07

    of anger and bad mojo on your project.

  1481. 58:11

    You don't want the House of Gallagher

  1482. 58:12

    coming. Tell that. Yes. No, you don't

  1483. 58:14

    want that. Um Okay, two last things. Do

  1484. 58:17

    you remember um uh Boys Night Out? Yes.

  1485. 58:21

    Do you remember the sketch that didn't

  1486. 58:22

    make it on SNL when I was there with

  1487. 58:24

    you? Yes. Emily Spivey and I wrote a

  1488. 58:26

    sketch called Boys Night Out and it was

  1489. 58:27

    Jack waiting for the boys to arrive and

  1490. 58:30

    he they never showed up and just kept

  1491. 58:32

    ordering more wings. But there was a

  1492. 58:34

    song. Do you remember the song to it?

  1493. 58:35

    Boys Night

  1494. 58:37

    Out. Boys Night Out. Now we're really

  1495. 58:41

    rocking and the chicks are all squacking

  1496. 58:43

    cuz I'm talking about a boy night out.

  1497. 58:47

    You never forget a song like that. Thank

  1498. 58:50

    you so much. That's all I needed to

  1499. 58:52

    hear. Okay. And then the last thing I've

  1500. 58:54

    been asking my guests is what do you do?

  1501. 58:56

    What do you watch? Go to what what song?

  1502. 59:00

    What video? What uh comedy clip? What

  1503. 59:04

    old show? What do you What's your

  1504. 59:06

    comfort? What do you do when you're not

  1505. 59:07

    working and when you want to just like

  1506. 59:09

    peace out and chill out? Where do you

  1507. 59:11

    go? I have recently There's Can I say

  1508. 59:14

    three different things? Absolutely. Um,

  1509. 59:16

    one thing I realized I stopped listening

  1510. 59:18

    to music. I was only listening to

  1511. 59:20

    podcasts and and audio books and I was

  1512. 59:22

    like, I got to get music back in my life

  1513. 59:25

    stat. And so I did this thing called

  1514. 59:27

    chrono marathons where you pick a band

  1515. 59:29

    that you love and then you've never done

  1516. 59:32

    this before to that band. So you start

  1517. 59:35

    at the very first album and you go

  1518. 59:37

    chronologically through their whole

  1519. 59:38

    catalog. It's a great way to get in the

  1520. 59:40

    nooks and crannies. And there's probably

  1521. 59:43

    some bonus tracks that you never

  1522. 59:45

    listened to. Listen to all of it, even

  1523. 59:47

    the shitty songs, because then you find

  1524. 59:50

    these. It's just an interesting way to

  1525. 59:52

    hear music. I had never done it before.

  1526. 59:54

    And I swear I swear by it. Who have you

  1527. 59:56

    done? Well, it's going to sound boring.

  1528. 59:59

    No, but I went to the ones that were

  1529. 1:00:01

    like the ones, you know, I did Pink

  1530. 1:00:03

    Floyd, I did the Rolling Stones, I I did

  1531. 1:00:07

    the Beatles, I did Led Zeppelin, I did

  1532. 1:00:09

    um uh uh uh uh Elton John most recently.

  1533. 1:00:14

    Uh just, you know, all these

  1534. 1:00:16

    great, you know, musicians and people

  1535. 1:00:19

    that you're like, I bet you there's some

  1536. 1:00:20

    songs that I've never even heard that

  1537. 1:00:22

    they wrote and you go in complete order

  1538. 1:00:24

    and I've heard all of them now. And I

  1539. 1:00:26

    like to do a little star on the ones

  1540. 1:00:28

    that are my extra specials. And the most

  1541. 1:00:31

    fun part is going, "Oh, this album is

  1542. 1:00:34

    when they [ __ ] hit their stride." And

  1543. 1:00:36

    you go, "They got this window here."

  1544. 1:00:38

    There's usually like a four or five year

  1545. 1:00:40

    window where their best [ __ ] went down.

  1546. 1:00:42

    Why? Why then? And it's also like, oh

  1547. 1:00:45

    yeah, I love this band in this window.

  1548. 1:00:49

    1978 Steely Dan, you know. But anyway,

  1549. 1:00:53

    oh, love that. That's amazing. That's so

  1550. 1:00:55

    fun. That's great. Uh I also like uh to

  1551. 1:00:57

    get my steps. I walk around the house.

  1552. 1:00:59

    You love your steps. I do. It's all

  1553. 1:01:01

    about the steps for me. So, how many

  1554. 1:01:03

    steps a day do you try to get? Uh I I I

  1555. 1:01:06

    like to get somewhere between 10 and 20.

  1556. 1:01:09

    Great. If I got 20 every day, I think I

  1557. 1:01:11

    could eat whatever I want. 20,000 steps

  1558. 1:01:13

    is hard to get. It's hard. It's hard to

  1559. 1:01:14

    get there. Um I also really love to

  1560. 1:01:17

    watch old movies.

  1561. 1:01:20

    Um

  1562. 1:01:22

    yeah, it's a new thing. my my uh I've

  1563. 1:01:25

    entered my cinnaphile phase of my life.

  1564. 1:01:28

    Um where do you watch your old movie?

  1565. 1:01:32

    I watch at home. I watch at home. On TV.

  1566. 1:01:35

    On TV. I've got a nice juicy television

  1567. 1:01:38

    screen. Yeah. And I like to be guided by

  1568. 1:01:41

    uh people that really know great cinema.

  1569. 1:01:44

    Um, for instance, I read this book,

  1570. 1:01:47

    Cinema Speculation by uh, Quentyn

  1571. 1:01:51

    Tarantino, and he just talks about the

  1572. 1:01:53

    movies that shaped him and that he loves

  1573. 1:01:54

    and and I will listen to a chapter where

  1574. 1:01:57

    he just focuses on one movie like

  1575. 1:01:59

    Rolling Thunder or whatever the kids he

  1576. 1:02:01

    likes a lot of westerns and and then

  1577. 1:02:04

    I'll watch the movie that he was talking

  1578. 1:02:05

    about and then I'll go back and listen

  1579. 1:02:06

    to the chapter again like a cuckub. It's

  1580. 1:02:09

    kind of like going to school. That's

  1581. 1:02:10

    what I say. Like you're creating a

  1582. 1:02:11

    little school for yourself. creating a

  1583. 1:02:13

    school that I would want to go to.

  1584. 1:02:15

    Actual school, I fall asleep. But this

  1585. 1:02:17

    this when I curate my own school, it's

  1586. 1:02:19

    really fun. Oh my god, Jack, I love you

  1587. 1:02:21

    so much. Thank you for doing this. This

  1588. 1:02:24

    was so fun. I think I asked you

  1589. 1:02:27

    everything I needed to ask you. I mean,

  1590. 1:02:28

    I love you. I I hope we get to see each

  1591. 1:02:31

    other more. The feelings mute. You're

  1592. 1:02:33

    the best. Thanks for coming by. Thanks

  1593. 1:02:36

    for doing

  1594. 1:02:38

    this. What do I say about the great Jack

  1595. 1:02:41

    Black? He's just the best. And I'm so

  1596. 1:02:44

    grateful that he came by. Love him so

  1597. 1:02:46

    much. So does America. So does the

  1598. 1:02:48

    world. And you know, um, we always like

  1599. 1:02:50

    to end these episodes with a little

  1600. 1:02:52

    polar plunge. We'd like to go in a

  1601. 1:02:54

    little bit deeper. Jump in somewhere um

  1602. 1:02:56

    that we maybe talked about earlier in

  1603. 1:02:58

    the interview. And so I just want to

  1604. 1:03:00

    remind everybody to listen to the song

  1605. 1:03:03

    Peaches from the Super Mario movie that

  1606. 1:03:06

    Jack Black I I'm assuming wrote. I

  1607. 1:03:09

    didn't check it out. But I'm I'm sure

  1608. 1:03:10

    him and other people wrote that song. Um

  1609. 1:03:13

    maybe just himself. His performance in

  1610. 1:03:15

    Peaches is like most of his vocal

  1611. 1:03:18

    performances exquisite. And I would say

  1612. 1:03:22

    that to me it is the most romantic song

  1613. 1:03:24

    I've heard in the past 10 years. And it

  1614. 1:03:26

    should be everybody's wedding song.

  1615. 1:03:29

    Peaches. Peaches. Peaches. Peaches.

  1616. 1:03:32

    Peaches. Peaches.

  1617. 1:03:37

    Stop this podcast. Listen to Peaches.

  1618. 1:03:39

    Listen to it over and over again. Learn

  1619. 1:03:41

    the words. Sing it to someone when you

  1620. 1:03:43

    propose to them. I promise they will say

  1621. 1:03:45

    yes. Okay, that's been another episode

  1622. 1:03:47

    of Good Hang. Thanks for checking us

  1623. 1:03:49

    out. See you soon.

  1624. 1:03:50

    Bye. You've been listening to Good Hang.

  1625. 1:03:53

    The executive producers for this show

  1626. 1:03:54

    are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman,

  1627. 1:03:56

    and me, Amy Per. The show is produced by

  1628. 1:03:59

    The Ringer and Paperkite. For The

  1629. 1:04:00

    Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat

  1630. 1:04:02

    Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Alia

  1631. 1:04:05

    Xanerys. for Paperkite production by Sam

  1632. 1:04:08

    Green, Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss

  1633. 1:04:10

    Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.

  1634. 1:04:13

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