Jul 15, 2025 · 1:01:10

Cole Escola on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

The Hang, in Short

Amy Sedaris reveals she has high cholesterol, which feels perfectly on brand for someone whose catchphrase is "hot creamy meal straight to bed." She drops this while explaining how Cole Escola's generation is annoyingly honest and open about everything, leaving zero mystery. The real question: what's left to learn? Amy Poehler brings these two comedy weirdos together to discuss Cole's post-Oh Mary life, and it's pure chaos. They bond over being too old to jump in pools (Cole got swimmer's ear, tragic). Sedaris gushes about working with Cole on Difficult People and At Home with Amy Sedaris, calling them an old soul with a young spirit. Cole confesses to sleeping at 5 a.m. after eating Indian food post-show because of acid reflux. Broadway is brutal. Also, Sedaris has a miniature wheelchair collection in her fireplace. Obviously.

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    Hello everyone. Welcome to another

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    episode of Good Hang. Very excited that

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    we have our guest today, Cole Skola.

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    Cole is an incredible performer. They

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    wrote an original play, Oh Mary, which

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    was a huge hit on Broadway and which

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    gave them the Tony Award. And we're

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    going to talk to them about a lot of

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    things today about Struggling in New

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    York City. Um we're going to talk about

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    their love for Martha Stewart. And we're

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    going to talk about what are they

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    filling their days and nights with now

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    that they've stepped away from their

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    very famous play which is still going on

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    by the way and which depicts a very

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    insane Mary Todd Lincoln with zero

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    research. Highly recommend. Um before we

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    get started though, we are going to

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    check in with um someone who knows Cole

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    um who has a question for them. And that

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    person is comedy legend, incredible

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    performer, and just the the funniest the

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    funniest lady around. Amy Sedaris. Amy,

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    this is Amy.

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    [Music]

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    >> Well, first of all, hi. Thank you for

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    doing this.

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    >> I'm sure happy to be doing this. We're

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    talking to Cola Skola today and

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    your relationship with them is runs

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    really deep and it's very special and I

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    think a lot of people um were uh

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    very very excited that they won the Tony

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    and very excited to hear your name.

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    >> I was just as surprised. Yeah, that was

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    so sweet of Cole to to mention my name.

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    Maybe because they owe me $5,000. I

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    don't know. Do you think now where you

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    are in life, you could do oary?

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    >> Me? Well, I I was going to say, why

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    aren't you You should do

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    >> I don't know if I have the energy

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    anymore or that schedule. I could I

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    don't think I could do it, you know,

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    eight days a week. I mean, I'd like to

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    for you lose weight, you'd get muscle. I

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    mean, that aspect live audience, but

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    man, that's a brutal schedule. That's

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    for a young person.

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    >> I was just at a someone's pool the other

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    day and a little kid challenge us

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    challenged us to all jump in at the same

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    time and my ears are still ringing and

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    it's just from jumping in jumping in a

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    pool.

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    >> Yeah, jumping in a pool and I woke up

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    this morning. I was like, "Oh, I have

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    like swimmer's ear. Everything hurts."

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    And all I did was just gently jump into

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    a pool.

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    >> Yeah. What did I do? What did I do? And

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    then you were like, "Oh, wait a minute."

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> I know. I was I was thinking about you

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    because I was thinking I'm sure Cole

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    would love for you to do Oh, Mary and

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    you would be perfect in it. But I know

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    the the schedule is wild.

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    >> It's too wild. And the whole point would

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    be to work with

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    >> Cole,

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    >> you know. Uh I work really well with

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    them and and uh that's fun too to

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    discover that we work really well

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    together.

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    >> I know. So tell me about I mean I know a

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    lot of people saw um them play Chazzy on

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    your show. So, how did you start working

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    together?

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    >> Um, I saw Cole uh orange juice

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    commercial on YouTube and then I worked

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    with Cole on your show on on Difficult

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    People and then I was just looking for a

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    good neighbor and I was like, it didn't

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    matter male, female, just like it's got

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    to be this person. It's got to be Cole

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    and you know, always came in prepared.

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    Always came in with lines in their back

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    pocket. Uh, everyone loved Cole on set.

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    It makes perfect sense that you two love

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    to work together and and you know we're

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    drawn to each other like magnets because

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    I think the same thing about you Amy

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    like you're such a real artist and such

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    a genuine

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    >> where you going

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    for listeners Amy just leaned really

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    close into the camera got really like

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    I'm off to a flame

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    >> ping

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    >> nipples I guess down

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    >> there's never been anything self in my

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    opinion about you never been anything

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    that feels self-conscious or even kind

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    of aware of um what's kind of expected

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    of you? And Cole is the same way. And

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    because of it, your art feels so

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    specific and satisfying and unique. Um

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    and

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    >> Well, that's nice of you to say. Is that

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    why I'm not working?

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    >> Mhm.

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    >> Yeah.

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    [Laughter]

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    >> So, you've never done a Broadway show?

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    >> Uh no.

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    >> That's nuts. I've never done Broadway.

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    Off Broadway I've done, but have you?

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    >> No. No.

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    >> Okay. Well, sounds like we got to do

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    something.

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    >> Oh, that would be something for us.

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    >> Let's write something where it's just

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    it's a 45minute show and it starts at 6

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    p.m. and we sit down the whole time.

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    >> And wheelchairs. Yeah, I love that. Grab

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    bars, speed rails, wheelchairs.

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    So, we've been asking people who know

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    our guests, who are fans of our guest,

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    to give me a question to ask them. I

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    >> I mean, my joke questions always, if you

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    could have anyone over at dinner, dead

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    or alive, what would you serve? Because

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    then you could judge person on what you

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    would make for these people. But, um,

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    and also, and I get interviewed a lot,

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    they'll ask like, "What do we not know

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    about you?" And that's kind of hard

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    because one thing about Cole that I

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    really admire and also about young

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    people is they're so, you know, they'll

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    tell you anything. you know, you ask

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    them a question, they're so honest and

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    open about it. You're like, "Oh my god,

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    isn't that private?" Or, you know, like,

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    "What? Well, what don't we know about

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    you since you've been telling your whole

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    life story?" So, that might for me it's

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    I have high blood pressure. Not high

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    blood pressure, cholesterol. People

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    would be surprised to know that about

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    me. Um,

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    I always say Cole's an old soul, young

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    spirit.

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    >> Um, I have that the joke question and

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    the lesson. Oh, I was curious after all

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    this entire journey like if Cole had to

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    write a memoir right now, like what

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    would the name of it be?

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    >> Like this is this is a huge su success

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    story, don't you think?

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    >> Totally.

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    >> That is such a great question for people

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    who are um

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    wannabe performers.

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    This this story of Oh Mary, the story of

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    the show that Cole wrote, starred in,

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    and then won the Tony is what is the

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    best version of writing something for

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    yourself.

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    >> Yes.

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    >> And

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    >> success story. Yeah.

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    >> Yeah. Success story. I wonder if there's

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    going to be a movie if if it would be

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    really Who would be good in the movie?

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    It would be like

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    >> I say get Linda Hunt in there somewhere.

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    >> Linda. I want more Linda Hunt. Well, I

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    I'm so fascinated by what's behind you

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    in your apartment because you have the

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    best taste.

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    >> Well, I'm doing a photo shoot in here

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    today. That's my new miniature dollhouse

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    that I decided to have built into my

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    fireplace because I have a lot of

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    miniatures and so uh just put that

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    together last night.

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    >> What's your favorite miniature in that

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    behind you there?

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    >> Wheelchair. The wheelchair. It's

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    wellade. It's handmade. It's beautiful

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    crutches.

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    You know that they don't make anymore.

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    Homemade handmade umbrellas out of

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    toothpicks.

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    >> Oo.

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    >> Yeah, I have a really nice collection.

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    Bare skin rug.

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    [Laughter]

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    [Music]

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    >> Those are the only things you'd grab if

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    there was a fire. That's it.

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    >> Yes, you're right.

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    >> Thanks, Amy. Thanks for your time.

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    Thanks so much. Great to see you.

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    >> Woohoo.

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    >> Cole, I'm so happy you're here, but I

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    haven't seen you. I've obviously seen

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    you on stage and I've seen you on TV and

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    I've seen you everywhere, but I haven't

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    seen you in person in a minute. How is

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    it feeling having just finished your

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    run? I know we it's we're just catching

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    you.

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    >> It feels

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    uh insane. We kind of joke sometimes

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    here about like how we always talk about

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    like hard work and acting is working and

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    hard work and in many ways it's not that

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    hard. This is not that hard. No.

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    >> But what you do is very

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    >> eight shows a week is really like I used

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    to think like well you have your days

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    free.

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    >> Totally

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    >> like oh come on. But I um I I I will

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    never I will never think that way about

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    Broadway people or theater people ever

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    again.

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    >> It is the hardest job.

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    >> So hard. So hard.

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    >> And the hardest part of your day is at

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    the end of your day. So it's like you

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    can't even enjoy your day.

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    >> Well, but I slept I I I go to sleep at

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    like 5:00 a.m.

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    >> Okay. Talk to me about your sleep.

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    >> Okay. So, um

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    >> I love talking about sleep.

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    >> I'm kind of weird. Yeah, I'm like one of

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    those quirky kind of people. Um I No, I

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    mean I do the show. I'm like vibrating

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    hyper.

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    >> Um I eat after the show. I have acid

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    reflux, so I need to wait at least 3

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    hours.

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    >> Which one's Is this mine? Is this mine?

  284. 10:10

    Is this mine?

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    >> Y I just realized that I have that too,

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    but I didn't really know what to call

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    it, but it was like Oh, and I would

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    burning in my throat.

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    >> I hate that. Pass the marinara, please.

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    Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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    >> So, what did you have post show? Was it

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    a similar meal or different?

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    >> It was, you know, not a lot's open at

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    like 10 p.m. So, it it was either um

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    >> Indian food,

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    >> which is great for acid reflux cuz it's

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    very mild, you know.

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    >> Yeah. Just some cool spices.

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    >> Just some just some spicy cream sauces.

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    Um Amy Sedaris always says um hot creamy

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    meal straight to bed. Um so uh so yeah

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    that or like a a bowl like okay

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    >> just slop and the most chaotic bowl

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    just like adding ingredients not

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    considering what they will add up to.

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    >> Yeah. How they're going to marry.

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    >> I like oranges.

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    >> So you get your bowl or your food, you

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    eat and then you would then stay up till

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    5:00 in the morning. Yeah. Yeah.

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    >> Just like basically being on your phone

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    looking

  313. 11:21

    >> on my phone watching YouTube videos. Um

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    Marco Poloing my friends. Do you use

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    Marco Polo?

  316. 11:29

    >> Yes. I love Marco Polo. It's the best.

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    >> I thought that that was a Gen X thing,

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    but millennials like Marco Polo.

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    >> Millennials are dipping their toes into

  320. 11:36

    Marco Polo. Gen Z could not be more.

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    They're they're embarrassed.

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    >> They're embarrassed. And Gen Alpha don't

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    have phones.

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    >> They're like phones are in their heads.

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    >> Yeah, exactly.

  326. 11:46

    >> They're implanted implanted in their

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    heads. Yeah, but I I am like kind of

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    obsessed with the fact that you have

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    this open spaces like you're wide open

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    space now.

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    >> What What are you going to do?

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    >> To be honest, I was really I was really

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    like I got good hang on Monday.

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    >> I'll just That's my next I'll get there

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    and then we'll figure it out.

  336. 12:07

    >> So So there's a part of you that like

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    wants that structure and you're going to

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    have to figure out how to structure.

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    Yeah.

  340. 12:13

    >> Yeah. I I'm sort of, you know, like um

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    when you get off of a boat, for those of

  342. 12:19

    you that own boats,

  343. 12:20

    >> like we do,

  344. 12:22

    >> everyone everyone listening owns a boat,

  345. 12:23

    >> you know, when you get off your boat

  346. 12:25

    >> um one or one of your boats, when you

  347. 12:27

    get off your biggest boat

  348. 12:29

    >> and you you're like you're you're

  349. 12:31

    wobbly, your sea legs. That's how I

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    feel.

  351. 12:33

    >> I used to say that about SNL, like leave

  352. 12:35

    SNL was like a train pulling away.

  353. 12:38

    >> Yeah. and you kind of like all the

  354. 12:40

    gravel kicked up and it sped away and

  355. 12:43

    you could kind of hear the the chatter

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    and the laughter

  357. 12:46

    >> and also you were kind of like like glad

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    you weren't on the train. Both those

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    things

  360. 12:51

    >> because for people who don't know Omary

  361. 12:53

    is continuing on without you.

  362. 12:55

    >> Yes. Titus Burgess starts tonight.

  363. 12:58

    >> Wow.

  364. 12:58

    >> Again. Yeah.

  365. 12:59

    >> Right.

  366. 13:00

    >> He did it for 3 weeks and now he's back

  367. 13:03

    for six. And then after that,

  368. 13:05

    >> Jinx Monsoon.

  369. 13:06

    >> And then after that, you haven't

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    announced yet.

  371. 13:08

    >> We don't even know yet.

  372. 13:10

    >> So, what is it like to create a

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    character?

  374. 13:13

    >> Good.

  375. 13:14

    >> Yeah. Great.

  376. 13:18

    >> But I mean, how do you do you pick who's

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    going to do it? And I'm sure you're at a

  378. 13:23

    point now where people are

  379. 13:25

    >> emailing you and saying, "I would like

  380. 13:26

    to do it. Much must be interesting." I

  381. 13:28

    bet you're thinking about people who

  382. 13:30

    want to do it.

  383. 13:31

    >> What is that process like?

  384. 13:32

    >> It was doing it. Uh, you know, the first

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    it it really started after the first

  386. 13:40

    replacement, which was Betty Gilpin, who

  387. 13:43

    took this part and this job so

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    seriously, like trained for it and and

  389. 13:49

    and like

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    and I I I think people weren't lining up

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    to take over the role yet cuz they

  392. 13:56

    wanted to sort of see like how it would

  393. 13:58

    go if someone else did it. and she was

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    like brave enough to be like, "No, I

  395. 14:03

    know this would be like the role of a

  396. 14:07

    lifetime for me, so I want to jump at

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    it." And she was incredible.

  398. 14:12

    >> Yeah.

  399. 14:12

    >> And it felt like really validating to

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    watch,

  401. 14:16

    I don't know, someone

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    love the part.

  403. 14:20

    >> Well, you're playing a a version of Mary

  404. 14:22

    Todd Lincoln based on no research.

  405. 14:24

    >> Yes. And um it's this um torto force. Uh

  406. 14:29

    it it that part allows whoever is

  407. 14:32

    playing it to uh like swing for the

  408. 14:35

    fences.

  409. 14:36

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  410. 14:37

    >> And it's what I love, if I may, what I

  411. 14:40

    love so much about it and loved and I

  412. 14:41

    saw you only you in it, but and I can't

  413. 14:43

    wait to see more people in it, but

  414. 14:45

    >> what I loved about it is it was like

  415. 14:46

    this place where you could go really

  416. 14:49

    really big, but it was very it was very

  417. 14:52

    moving.

  418. 14:53

    >> Oh, thanks. really moving. It's hard to

  419. 14:56

    do both of those things.

  420. 14:57

    >> I think you do those things both of

  421. 14:59

    those things really well together.

  422. 15:01

    >> Thanks. I Yeah, I I that was my goal was

  423. 15:04

    like to

  424. 15:07

    >> like I I even wrote it on my dressing

  425. 15:09

    room mirror like um can you love me if

  426. 15:12

    I'm annoying?

  427. 15:13

    >> Oh,

  428. 15:14

    >> like that's good.

  429. 15:15

    >> Yeah.

  430. 15:16

    >> Can you root for someone who's annoying?

  431. 15:18

    That's what I wanted cuz you know

  432. 15:21

    >> Yeah.

  433. 15:22

    >> I I'm sure you feel this way too. like

  434. 15:24

    I'm annoying, you know, I'm too much.

  435. 15:27

    >> Yes.

  436. 15:28

    >> Yeah.

  437. 15:29

    >> That is in fact uh a friend of mine has

  438. 15:32

    a a game where she says boring or

  439. 15:35

    annoying.

  440. 15:37

    >> So you categorize people into boring or

  441. 15:40

    annoying. Both are No one wants to be.

  442. 15:42

    >> No one wants to be either.

  443. 15:44

    >> That's a good one.

  444. 15:45

    >> Give me annoying over boring.

  445. 15:47

    >> Absolutely.

  446. 15:48

    >> Any day.

  447. 15:48

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Give me someone who tries

  448. 15:50

    too hard.

  449. 15:51

    >> Of course.

  450. 15:52

    >> Yeah. Absolutely. And I'm I'm in the

  451. 15:55

    annoying camp. And

  452. 15:57

    >> it

  453. 15:57

    >> So what I'm hearing is because the show

  454. 15:59

    has ended, this is like an existential

  455. 16:01

    nightmare for you.

  456. 16:02

    >> Yes.

  457. 16:02

    >> Yeah. Got it.

  458. 16:03

    >> Yeah.

  459. 16:03

    >> It would be for me, too. It would be

  460. 16:05

    like it's just like what do I do with my

  461. 16:06

    day? What is my life? And you've hit you

  462. 16:09

    hit the peak. You got the Tony. Like

  463. 16:11

    there's nowhere to go but down, babe.

  464. 16:12

    >> I know. Truly down or or or like AC like

  465. 16:16

    leave the business. Yeah. Across.

  466. 16:19

    >> Like just jump in a river and

  467. 16:22

    >> Yeah. You're just going to work with

  468. 16:23

    animals.

  469. 16:23

    >> Change my name. Yeah. Don't bring my

  470. 16:25

    phone.

  471. 16:27

    Like burn my fingerprints off.

  472. 16:30

    >> Did you feel I hope you felt this way,

  473. 16:32

    but I I know collectively people that

  474. 16:34

    were watching you win

  475. 16:35

    >> were really angry.

  476. 16:37

    >> Really angry.

  477. 16:38

    >> They were. Yeah.

  478. 16:39

    >> I mean, did you There was riding in the

  479. 16:40

    streets.

  480. 16:41

    >> Yeah, I saw

  481. 16:42

    >> it was like when the Eagles won the

  482. 16:44

    >> the what?

  483. 16:45

    >> Sorry, that's for the for the guys. For

  484. 16:47

    the dads. For the dads who listen.

  485. 16:51

    Um, no, but you but you when you won it

  486. 16:55

    felt like people it felt like you were

  487. 16:58

    carrying the hopes and dreams of a lot

  488. 17:01

    of people.

  489. 17:02

    >> Okay. Well,

  490. 17:03

    >> did you feel that pressure at all when

  491. 17:04

    you

  492. 17:05

    >> pressure? I felt like um the the best

  493. 17:08

    part of the whole experience was like

  494. 17:11

    people that I used that I have been

  495. 17:13

    performing with for like 15 years at

  496. 17:16

    like Joe's Pub or the Duplex or like

  497. 17:19

    >> or people that came to see the shows

  498. 17:21

    like

  499. 17:22

    >> so happy for me like that was the best

  500. 17:24

    feeling like

  501. 17:26

    >> I scored a goal for the team you know.

  502. 17:28

    >> Yeah. Everyone felt invested in it cuz

  503. 17:30

    they felt like they were part of it and

  504. 17:31

    they saw it when it was smaller and then

  505. 17:33

    getting bigger and growing and it felt

  506. 17:35

    like this like

  507. 17:36

    >> you know it was a rare combination your

  508. 17:38

    show Mary of feeling indie and small and

  509. 17:41

    private and just for you and the entire

  510. 17:45

    Broadway community and um it the entire

  511. 17:49

    country coming and feeling the same way

  512. 17:51

    too. It was a wild combo of both those

  513. 17:53

    things.

  514. 17:53

    >> The whole country came

  515. 17:54

    >> the whole

  516. 17:55

    >> We looked at the numbers

  517. 17:56

    >> the numbers.

  518. 17:57

    >> Yeah. Wow. There was like

  519. 17:58

    >> even like South Dakota.

  520. 18:00

    >> Yeah. There were four people in South

  521. 18:01

    Dakota who like

  522. 18:03

    >> said they were going to come.

  523. 18:04

    >> Yeah. And they still might. They still

  524. 18:06

    might. But uh yeah, now it's time to go

  525. 18:10

    away, I think.

  526. 18:11

    >> Okay. Yeah.

  527. 18:12

    >> Yeah. Take a little break.

  528. 18:13

    >> Oh, I like if I'm sick of me, I can only

  529. 18:17

    imagine how my friends feel.

  530. 18:20

    >> I know that nobody actually knows who I

  531. 18:22

    am, but the people who do,

  532. 18:24

    >> they've had a lot of me this past year.

  533. 18:27

    But I got to say, you have handled it

  534. 18:31

    pitch perfect, Cole. Like, you've been

  535. 18:33

    so funny.

  536. 18:36

    Like, super funny. Like

  537. 18:38

    self-deprecating, but not

  538. 18:41

    >> like falsely modest. You've been in like

  539. 18:43

    it really feels like you've been

  540. 18:45

    stealing the

  541. 18:46

    >> Oh my god.

  542. 18:47

    >> I just No. I'm

  543. 18:49

    >> now you're ruining it.

  544. 18:52

    to work with people that you respect and

  545. 18:57

    >> like this is my job. I get to play.

  546. 19:00

    >> I get to play. I get to come here and

  547. 19:03

    this is this is my work. Like who am I

  548. 19:06

    to complain?

  549. 19:07

    I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky.

  550. 19:11

    >> Like I don't even remember who got

  551. 19:12

    nominated. Like the award is not the

  552. 19:14

    thing.

  553. 19:15

    >> No. And we were like we were all rooting

  554. 19:18

    for each other, you know?

  555. 19:19

    >> The best part has been getting to know

  556. 19:21

    people. I actually hate when they called

  557. 19:23

    my name. My heart broke.

  558. 19:26

    >> I thought George Clooney like

  559. 19:28

    >> like like

  560. 19:30

    my friend

  561. 19:31

    >> my friend my friend George.

  562. 19:33

    >> Now he's going to Lake Como without this

  563. 19:37

    trophy.

  564. 19:38

    >> And that's like

  565. 19:39

    >> I get to have it. So I sent it to him. I

  566. 19:41

    sent it.

  567. 19:42

    >> I did.

  568. 19:43

    >> You did?

  569. 19:43

    >> I did.

  570. 19:44

    >> And you sent it from the heart.

  571. 19:45

    >> I sent it from the heart. Or I sent him

  572. 19:46

    a picture of it.

  573. 19:47

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  574. 19:48

    >> With my finger. Yeah.

  575. 19:49

    >> Yeah. You're not going to give him the

  576. 19:50

    real no

  577. 19:52

    >> no he doesn't deserve it's too many.

  578. 19:54

    >> Um and famous you you ran up there

  579. 19:57

    famously. You really hustled up there.

  580. 19:58

    Wow.

  581. 19:59

    >> They they tell you you have 90 seconds

  582. 20:02

    from when they call your name to the end

  583. 20:04

    of the speech.

  584. 20:05

    >> So crazy.

  585. 20:06

    >> So I was like I want to talk for as long

  586. 20:10

    as possible. That's my

  587. 20:12

    >> that was your goal.

  588. 20:13

    >> That was it's always been my goal.

  589. 20:15

    >> Like when I was a kid and they would ask

  590. 20:17

    like oh what song do you want to sing? I

  591. 20:19

    would sing the 12 Days of Christmas

  592. 20:20

    because it was the longest song that I

  593. 20:22

    knew.

  594. 20:24

    And um still the longest song. Uh but so

  595. 20:29

    I I was just like, well, I want to be

  596. 20:30

    able to thank everyone that I had in my

  597. 20:32

    head cuz I didn't write anything down

  598. 20:34

    stupidly.

  599. 20:35

    >> Such a good speech.

  600. 20:36

    >> Um

  601. 20:37

    >> such a good speech.

  602. 20:38

    >> But I left so many people out.

  603. 20:39

    >> But that's okay because what you did is

  604. 20:41

    like I think you learn a lot about

  605. 20:44

    somebody when they give a speech because

  606. 20:45

    to your point, you were aware of the

  607. 20:47

    time.

  608. 20:47

    >> Yeah. you were trying to use it to your

  609. 20:49

    advantage.

  610. 20:50

    >> It's shocking to me how many people get

  611. 20:52

    up there and they go like

  612. 20:54

    >> anyway and you're like time is ticking.

  613. 20:57

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  614. 20:58

    >> I can't believe you are taking so much.

  615. 20:59

    >> It's also that thing that I think it was

  616. 21:02

    on this podcast that Tina said to you

  617. 21:05

    about like that Steve Martin said. So

  618. 21:07

    this is like you got to kill every time.

  619. 21:09

    >> Yes.

  620. 21:10

    >> It's like I I do feel that.

  621. 21:12

    >> Yes. You have to be funny and you have

  622. 21:14

    to be gracious, but you have to be like

  623. 21:17

    you have to produce that moment.

  624. 21:18

    >> Yeah.

  625. 21:19

    >> And you've produced it really well.

  626. 21:21

    >> Thanks. Played a good game and uh we

  627. 21:23

    just feel really good about where we're

  628. 21:24

    at right now. Uh numbers wise. Um just

  629. 21:28

    got to stay in it and um hope for the

  630. 21:31

    best.

  631. 21:31

    >> Now I heard this straight straight

  632. 21:33

    character you did on Coar. Yeah.

  633. 21:35

    >> Do you have a straight a straight woman

  634. 21:38

    my age voice?

  635. 21:40

    >> Your age? No, just older.

  636. 21:42

    >> Okay. like a boomer woman.

  637. 21:43

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like my like my

  638. 21:45

    mother.

  639. 21:45

    >> Yeah. What is What is that kind of

  640. 21:47

    character?

  641. 21:49

    >> Well, I'm a little bit um horse, so my

  642. 21:54

    voice is a little lower than I'd like

  643. 21:57

    it, but um we were going to go up um

  644. 22:01

    Saturday and just see what Tracy and

  645. 22:05

    them were going to cook and just sort of

  646. 22:09

    just nothing. For people who can't see,

  647. 22:11

    Cole is

  648. 22:12

    >> touching their head a lot.

  649. 22:14

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

  650. 22:14

    >> And and and you're right, just a little

  651. 22:17

    agrieved and a tiny like a tiny

  652. 22:19

    headache.

  653. 22:20

    >> Yeah. Tiny tiny headache just thinking

  654. 22:23

    about um just like talking I that's my

  655. 22:28

    favorite. I mean, when I was growing up,

  656. 22:30

    just hearing

  657. 22:32

    small talk

  658. 22:34

    >> between women at the store was my

  659. 22:39

    just heaven.

  660. 22:40

    >> Well, you primarily by women.

  661. 22:42

    >> Yeah. Yeah. By my mother and my

  662. 22:44

    grandmother and I loved my grandmother's

  663. 22:46

    friends and, you know, complaining about

  664. 22:49

    health issues.

  665. 22:50

    >> Okay. But you grew up in Oregon.

  666. 22:52

    >> Thanks. And

  667. 22:56

    and that's not that's not I'm not trying

  668. 22:58

    to make you feel bad.

  669. 23:00

    >> No. What uh you grew up in Oregon. You

  670. 23:02

    got into community theater. You made

  671. 23:03

    your way to New York.

  672. 23:04

    >> Yeah.

  673. 23:05

    >> What was like the fir Like can you just

  674. 23:08

    paint a picture of when you first

  675. 23:10

    arrived in New York City? How old?

  676. 23:13

    >> 18. Yeah. I mean fresh from my like

  677. 23:17

    hometown, you know. And then the first

  678. 23:20

    place I lived was the 92nd Street Y on

  679. 23:23

    the Upper East Side.

  680. 23:25

    >> Now imagine an 18-year-old

  681. 23:28

    little gay kid coming to New York City

  682. 23:30

    and that is their first impression of

  683. 23:33

    New York, the Upper East Side, thinking

  684. 23:35

    like "Wow

  685. 23:37

    >> wow.

  686. 23:38

    >> I can't wait to have fun."

  687. 23:40

    >> Old men.

  688. 23:41

    >> Old men. Wow. Oh, wow. These restaurants

  689. 23:44

    close at 6:00 p.m. This is amazing.

  690. 23:47

    >> Yeah. And what how why did you end up

  691. 23:50

    over there?

  692. 23:50

    >> I went to um we can bleep the name of

  693. 23:53

    the school out.

  694. 23:54

    >> Okay.

  695. 23:56

    >> Um for one year, one calendar year

  696. 23:59

    >> and um their dorms were at the

  697. 24:01

    >> And why did you drop out of college?

  698. 24:03

    >> Couldn't afford it?

  699. 24:05

    >> Like I couldn't even afford to take out

  700. 24:07

    any more loans.

  701. 24:08

    >> Was that was that a stressful? Were you

  702. 24:10

    thinking like this is a nightmare that I

  703. 24:13

    can't

  704. 24:14

    >> heart? No, no, no. I was heartbroken. I

  705. 24:15

    was like, I didn't know how I was going

  706. 24:17

    to get back to New York cuz I sort of

  707. 24:21

    figured this out. The first summer I

  708. 24:23

    came back home, I was working at a

  709. 24:26

    church camp with my brother, mowing

  710. 24:28

    lawns, digging post holes, washing

  711. 24:30

    dishes, and um and uh then I found out

  712. 24:35

    like they're they're not going to give

  713. 24:37

    you any more loans cuz you don't have

  714. 24:40

    unless you have a a guarantor,

  715. 24:42

    >> right? And all the adults in my life

  716. 24:44

    were poor.

  717. 24:45

    >> Y

  718. 24:46

    >> and I hated them for that. I was like,

  719. 24:50

    it was so juvenile to be like,

  720. 24:52

    >> well, maybe if you'd make better life

  721. 24:53

    choices mom

  722. 24:55

    I could live out my dreams. And now I'm

  723. 24:58

    like, thank God I don't have student

  724. 25:00

    loans.

  725. 25:01

    >> Yes,

  726. 25:02

    >> I don't have student loans because I

  727. 25:04

    couldn't afford to go to school.

  728. 25:05

    >> I mean, rejection is God's protection.

  729. 25:07

    >> Thank you. You I love when you came up

  730. 25:09

    with that.

  731. 25:10

    >> Say that. I came up with that.

  732. 25:12

    I remember when you came.

  733. 25:13

    >> What did you do though at 19 then? You

  734. 25:15

    just worked hard and

  735. 25:16

    >> Yeah, I went I worked uh at the

  736. 25:18

    Scholastic bookstore playing Clifford

  737. 25:20

    the Big Red Dog. Um Wow.

  738. 25:23

    >> And uh I mean I worked at the cash

  739. 25:25

    register as well, but that was I really

  740. 25:27

    came alive when I played Clifford,

  741. 25:31

    you know. Uh but

  742. 25:33

    >> And you were living with who then? Like

  743. 25:34

    were you like renting a room from

  744. 25:36

    >> renting a room um in in a railroad

  745. 25:39

    apartment where a complete stranger had

  746. 25:41

    to walk through my room to get to his

  747. 25:43

    bedroom.

  748. 25:44

    >> Sure.

  749. 25:44

    >> And often like my I had like one season

  750. 25:49

    of Sex in the City on DVD and he would

  751. 25:52

    always I would I was always missing one

  752. 25:54

    disc and then it would appear back the

  753. 25:57

    next day and then it would disappear and

  754. 25:59

    >> he took it.

  755. 26:00

    >> He took it. It was a straight guy and he

  756. 26:01

    was like jerking off to it. Oh,

  757. 26:04

    >> sex episodes.

  758. 26:06

    >> And this was like I mean this was what

  759. 26:09

    year? 2008.

  760. 26:11

    >> Mhm.

  761. 26:12

    >> So porn was available online.

  762. 26:15

    >> Yeah, he could have. But

  763. 26:16

    >> but there was just something

  764. 26:17

    >> there's something about Kim Catrol, I

  765. 26:19

    guess, that just

  766. 26:20

    >> probably that Hey, I get it. Hey, I get

  767. 26:22

    it. Hey, I get it.

  768. 26:24

    >> We both do.

  769. 26:24

    >> We both get it.

  770. 26:26

    >> Um, when did you first get paid to be an

  771. 26:28

    actor? Uh,

  772. 26:30

    >> other than Clifford, but

  773. 26:31

    >> well, but my first paying job was when I

  774. 26:33

    was 11.

  775. 26:34

    >> Really?

  776. 26:35

    >> I was in uh like a regional production

  777. 26:38

    of The Grapes of Wrath. I made $50

  778. 26:43

    >> total.

  779. 26:43

    >> Total.

  780. 26:44

    >> Okay.

  781. 26:44

    >> Yeah.

  782. 26:45

    >> Y

  783. 26:45

    >> I played Winfield Jode.

  784. 26:47

    >> Okay.

  785. 26:48

    >> I My lines were um

  786. 26:51

    Ma Ma, look over there.

  787. 26:55

    >> Great. Yeah,

  788. 26:58

    >> that's

  789. 26:58

    >> $50. $50.

  790. 26:59

    >> But I did come up with um um I've said

  791. 27:03

    this already to Mo Rocka. I'm sorry for

  792. 27:05

    those of you

  793. 27:06

    >> God. Then we're going to cut it.

  794. 27:08

    >> If you've already put it on Rocka,

  795. 27:11

    >> but I think you'll appreciate this. At

  796. 27:13

    11, I came up with there's a scene where

  797. 27:15

    everyone's like saying grace over food

  798. 27:18

    and I came up with stage business of

  799. 27:20

    like opening my eye and stealing a piece

  800. 27:22

    of food.

  801. 27:23

    >> Oh my god. Yeah, I I have a a similar

  802. 27:27

    story which is when I was about that

  803. 27:29

    age, 10 or 11, I was Dorothy in the

  804. 27:31

    Wizard of Oz.

  805. 27:32

    >> And I have to

  806. 27:34

    >> Great comedic part by the way.

  807. 27:36

    >> Hilarious.

  808. 27:37

    >> So many laughs.

  809. 27:39

    >> And they because it was the '8s, they

  810. 27:41

    just gave us a real dog. They were like,

  811. 27:42

    "Hold this real dog." You know, it was

  812. 27:44

    just someone's dog. And I had the dog

  813. 27:46

    the whole day and no one fed it. And it

  814. 27:48

    was and I would never do that now,

  815. 27:50

    >> but someone just gave us a dog. I was

  816. 27:52

    10. And there's a moment where Dorothy

  817. 27:55

    says like the where the tornado starts

  818. 27:57

    and Dorothy says, "Toto, Toto, where are

  819. 27:59

    you?"

  820. 27:59

    >> Yeah.

  821. 28:00

    >> And in the first show, I was holding

  822. 28:01

    Toto and I got a laugh, but not the kind

  823. 28:04

    I wanted.

  824. 28:05

    >> Right. Right.

  825. 28:06

    >> They were laughing at me.

  826. 28:07

    >> Yeah. And did you And you clocked that

  827. 28:08

    right away.

  828. 28:09

    >> I clocked it. So in the second show, I

  829. 28:10

    put the dog down and I walked a few feet

  830. 28:13

    away from it and then I said, "To Toto,

  831. 28:15

    where are you?" And everyone was like,

  832. 28:16

    "Now that's clever."

  833. 28:20

    And it was like a star is born. But it's

  834. 28:23

    so true that that feeling when you're

  835. 28:25

    like, "Wait, I can do something else."

  836. 28:28

    The mischief part.

  837. 28:29

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, did you feel like

  838. 28:33

    >> uh was there ever a time where you were

  839. 28:35

    like, "Well, I don't want to be an actor

  840. 28:36

    cuz it's not fun." Because the way I

  841. 28:41

    felt was like, oh,

  842. 28:44

    being a performer means, you know,

  843. 28:46

    acting school and doing our town. And I

  844. 28:49

    was like, I don't think that's for me,

  845. 28:51

    so I guess I don't want to perform.

  846. 28:53

    >> Mhm. I think, yeah, I didn't know anyone

  847. 28:55

    who was an actor or like I didn't think

  848. 28:57

    it was a job

  849. 28:58

    >> that I could do. Um,

  850. 29:01

    >> but I think even from a very early age,

  851. 29:04

    I was like, whatever I want to do, I

  852. 29:06

    want to be in control of it.

  853. 29:08

    >> Yeah.

  854. 29:08

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  855. 29:09

    >> So, like I I wasn't good at auditions.

  856. 29:12

    >> Yeah.

  857. 29:13

    >> Because it was like I don't know if if

  858. 29:14

    you don't

  859. 29:15

    >> No, I I whenever I get sides, I'm like,

  860. 29:18

    "Oh, you know who should get this?"

  861. 29:19

    >> Exactly.

  862. 29:20

    >> God. And I call my manager and I'm like,

  863. 29:23

    "Are they seeing Gideon for this? How

  864. 29:26

    about Taylor Trench? Cuz he would nail

  865. 29:28

    this."

  866. 29:30

    And also uh uh as a writer I feel like

  867. 29:37

    I don't I need to know I need to really

  868. 29:40

    trust the writer to to or or like feel

  869. 29:42

    like

  870. 29:43

    >> I really understand the right cuz I

  871. 29:46

    think so much of acting you have to be a

  872. 29:48

    little delusional and be like

  873. 29:50

    >> oh yeah I know how to do this.

  874. 29:52

    >> Yeah,

  875. 29:53

    >> I know what they're going for. When I

  876. 29:54

    read a script, I'm like, "Oh, I'd love

  877. 29:56

    to sit down with the writer and sort of

  878. 29:58

    see why now why is she saying this?"

  879. 30:00

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  880. 30:01

    >> I know. You have to You have to Yeah.

  881. 30:03

    You just have to kind of overcome

  882. 30:04

    insecurity and just assume that everyone

  883. 30:07

    is supposed to be looking at.

  884. 30:09

    >> I actually know how to do this more than

  885. 30:10

    the writer knows.

  886. 30:12

    >> Yeah. I I struggle with it all the time

  887. 30:13

    about like working for other

  888. 30:16

    >> We've We've all witnessed that. We've

  889. 30:19

    watched you on sets sort of

  890. 30:21

    >> floundering

  891. 30:23

    and we're all just come on girl come on

  892. 30:25

    come on

  893. 30:27

    get those lines out

  894. 30:29

    >> that would be a great scene where you're

  895. 30:31

    acting and you pan to the other side of

  896. 30:33

    the monitor and everyone's like girl

  897. 30:34

    >> sweating sweating sweating

  898. 30:37

    >> you can do it girl

  899. 30:47

    >> we work together on a show called

  900. 30:48

    Difficult People. Speaking of great

  901. 30:50

    writers, Julie Clausner

  902. 30:52

    >> and Billy Iikner and Scott King. And we

  903. 30:55

    were all working together on a show and

  904. 30:57

    that was a lot of fun.

  905. 30:58

    >> That was so much fun. That was like and

  906. 31:00

    and that was a situation where like

  907. 31:03

    >> I trusted Julie completely and like

  908. 31:06

    >> the character was I I just got it

  909. 31:09

    immediately.

  910. 31:09

    >> And the character was

  911. 31:11

    >> Matthew, this um basically demon twink.

  912. 31:15

    >> Yeah.

  913. 31:16

    >> Um

  914. 31:17

    >> Yeah.

  915. 31:18

    a full of himself musical theater um

  916. 31:22

    villain.

  917. 31:23

    >> Yeah, he's

  918. 31:24

    >> like gay villain.

  919. 31:25

    >> Um in a way that like

  920. 31:30

    like the way that like you you said,

  921. 31:32

    "Oh, you understand you you have a love

  922. 31:34

    for for women. Julie has a love for

  923. 31:39

    awful gay guys."

  924. 31:41

    >> Yes.

  925. 31:41

    >> Yeah.

  926. 31:42

    >> Totally. She

  927. 31:44

    >> a deep love and respect for

  928. 31:45

    >> a deep love and respect for she is so

  929. 31:47

    good at writing

  930. 31:49

    >> that um those kind of characters that

  931. 31:51

    you you know you're kind of rooting for

  932. 31:53

    and also afraid of.

  933. 31:55

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  934. 31:55

    >> At the same time like you don't want to

  935. 31:57

    leave the room while they're around.

  936. 31:59

    >> They'll destroy you.

  937. 32:01

    >> Yeah.

  938. 32:02

    >> Yeah. That was a really good experience.

  939. 32:05

    >> Yeah.

  940. 32:05

    >> And um and I feel like

  941. 32:07

    >> God, we had so many laughs.

  942. 32:08

    >> We

  943. 32:11

    This is what I'm saying. Like we just

  944. 32:12

    get to play and

  945. 32:13

    >> we get to play.

  946. 32:13

    >> Yeah.

  947. 32:14

    >> I mean, but it's also hard. It's hard

  948. 32:16

    work.

  949. 32:16

    >> It is. But it's like so rewarding, too.

  950. 32:18

    And it's like

  951. 32:20

    >> like when I think of like, you know,

  952. 32:22

    like where I came from and like what my

  953. 32:25

    parents did to like how dare I complain,

  954. 32:28

    you know? How dare I, you know?

  955. 32:31

    >> And someone's like, "Ma'am, your coffee

  956. 32:32

    is ready. I'm just trying to hand you

  957. 32:34

    your coffee. I didn't I just asked you

  958. 32:37

    if this was your coffee."

  959. 32:38

    >> Thank you. I appreciate it. I won't be

  960. 32:40

    tipping, but thank you. Yeah.

  961. 32:42

    >> Okay. So, you have a um

  962. 32:44

    >> You know who I heard doesn't tip? No,

  963. 32:46

    I'll tell you later.

  964. 32:47

    >> I'm just kidding.

  965. 32:48

    >> Did you have you ever raided tables?

  966. 32:51

    >> I was in the restaurant.

  967. 32:52

    >> I was a buser.

  968. 32:54

    >> And then I worked I was a I worked at a

  969. 32:56

    bakery. I was a counter person.

  970. 32:58

    >> I feel like you would be very good front

  971. 32:59

    of house.

  972. 33:00

    >> I'm not cuz I don't

  973. 33:02

    >> uh Well, I So, I also did sex work.

  974. 33:05

    Breaking news. And that was

  975. 33:08

    >> And that's front of house.

  976. 33:09

    >> That's front of house. That's all house.

  977. 33:11

    That's

  978. 33:12

    >> That's front and back.

  979. 33:13

    >> Front and back of house.

  980. 33:14

    >> Of house.

  981. 33:15

    >> Mhm.

  982. 33:16

    >> Yeah.

  983. 33:17

    >> Yeah. Price difference. You

  984. 33:20

    >> What do you want? You want the front of

  985. 33:22

    house or the back of house tonight? 50

  986. 33:25

    50 bucks for the back of house.

  987. 33:27

    >> And you do a whole thing where you

  988. 33:28

    pretend that they weren't they didn't

  989. 33:29

    you didn't have a reservation for them.

  990. 33:31

    And if you had your name's not on the

  991. 33:32

    list.

  992. 33:32

    >> This is not on the list.

  993. 33:33

    >> Check again.

  994. 33:34

    >> Sorry. Yeah.

  995. 33:35

    >> Yeah. Um

  996. 33:37

    >> that was way way way way less

  997. 33:40

    demoralizing than

  998. 33:42

    service job.

  999. 33:44

    >> Yes.

  1000. 33:44

    >> Like

  1001. 33:46

    >> because a sex work I was in control

  1002. 33:49

    >> like I named my price. I it was also

  1003. 33:52

    like the money for the time spent was

  1004. 33:55

    way

  1005. 33:56

    >> you know making $100 in an hour and you

  1006. 34:00

    know this was two this was a different

  1007. 34:02

    time. Okay.

  1008. 34:03

    >> This was a long time ago. That was a lot

  1009. 34:05

    of money back then. Okay.

  1010. 34:08

    That was a lot of money back then. This

  1011. 34:09

    is pre- Tony.

  1012. 34:10

    >> This is pre- Tony. Okay. So, I couldn't

  1013. 34:13

    charge what I could charge now.

  1014. 34:15

    >> Now I could get it easy. 140.

  1015. 34:17

    >> Of course. That Tony B.

  1016. 34:18

    >> Yeah, please. The Tony bump.

  1017. 34:22

    Uh, but like that versus making

  1018. 34:27

    $10 an hour,

  1019. 34:29

    >> having people yell at you because their

  1020. 34:31

    chocolate cake is dry. What I'm learning

  1021. 34:33

    is like control, creative control,

  1022. 34:36

    especially control of your time,

  1023. 34:38

    structure is very important to you.

  1024. 34:41

    >> And therefore, you use all of those like

  1025. 34:43

    >> I use people.

  1026. 34:44

    >> Yeah.

  1027. 34:44

    >> Yeah.

  1028. 34:45

    >> I use people.

  1029. 34:47

    >> That's the only thing we're going to

  1030. 34:48

    pull from this is you saying, "I use

  1031. 34:50

    people." And we're going to put it on a

  1032. 34:52

    loop like a boomerang.

  1033. 34:54

    >> Just like keep injecting it

  1034. 34:56

    >> throughout the whole episode.

  1035. 34:58

    >> And why is that? Seven times. I use

  1036. 35:00

    people. Um, it's going to be like a

  1037. 35:02

    Howard Stern clip that we play over and

  1038. 35:03

    over again that Fred presses a button

  1039. 35:05

    and then it goes I use people. Um, no.

  1040. 35:08

    Um, but you took all the strength to

  1041. 35:10

    make the show that you made because it's

  1042. 35:12

    like you created I mean it is so hard to

  1043. 35:16

    write a show and you've done a few of

  1044. 35:17

    them.

  1045. 35:18

    >> Yeah. I've been in New York for 20 years

  1046. 35:20

    this year.

  1047. 35:21

    >> Yeah.

  1048. 35:21

    >> And um I probably started writing and

  1049. 35:24

    performing like my third year here. So

  1050. 35:27

    >> Yeah.

  1051. 35:27

    >> Yeah.

  1052. 35:28

    >> Yeah.

  1053. 35:29

    >> Yeah.

  1054. 35:29

    >> I know. It's it's

  1055. 35:31

    >> and I just couldn't be more grateful for

  1056. 35:33

    like

  1057. 35:34

    >> cuz that experience it's like I look

  1058. 35:36

    back on it. Wait wait wait. I just want

  1059. 35:38

    to say like

  1060. 35:39

    >> keep going.

  1061. 35:40

    >> Keep going. If you're out there

  1062. 35:43

    >> and you're thinking is it going to

  1063. 35:44

    happen for me? It will.

  1064. 35:46

    >> It absolutely will.

  1065. 35:48

    >> Sir, we got your test results back

  1066. 35:52

    >> and I've been trying to tell you.

  1067. 35:55

    >> Thank you so much.

  1068. 35:56

    >> I need to We really need you to see a

  1069. 35:58

    doctor.

  1070. 35:59

    Um but but but what I want so I talked

  1071. 36:03

    So when you um when you thanked Amy

  1072. 36:06

    Sedaris

  1073. 36:07

    >> Yeah.

  1074. 36:08

    >> that was a big deal for a lot of people

  1075. 36:11

    >> um

  1076. 36:11

    >> and and it was and you thanked many

  1077. 36:14

    people in your speech and for people

  1078. 36:15

    that know Amy Sedaris's work. what it

  1079. 36:17

    felt like was um

  1080. 36:21

    I I can't explain it other than this

  1081. 36:24

    genuine moment of a friend who was there

  1082. 36:26

    for you and you thanked a lot of your

  1083. 36:28

    friends who were there for you for a

  1084. 36:29

    long time.

  1085. 36:30

    >> Yeah,

  1086. 36:30

    >> that's really it was really special to

  1087. 36:32

    to feel that.

  1088. 36:33

    >> I Yeah, I I really want I I thought like

  1089. 36:37

    who do I want to hear from the next day?

  1090. 36:39

    M

  1091. 36:39

    >> like who like like John and Claude like

  1092. 36:44

    all of my friends that I thanked were

  1093. 36:45

    like what

  1094. 36:48

    they sent me a picture of their like

  1095. 36:49

    jaws hanging open like I you I can't

  1096. 36:52

    believe you thanked me but like I like

  1097. 36:55

    my friends are my the most important

  1098. 36:57

    people in my life and I would you know

  1099. 37:02

    what am I going to like you know pull up

  1100. 37:04

    some corny ass teacher from sorry You've

  1101. 37:09

    never had a teacher?

  1102. 37:09

    >> I've never had a teacher.

  1103. 37:10

    >> Not once. You've never had a teacher.

  1104. 37:11

    You brag about that.

  1105. 37:12

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  1106. 37:13

    >> No, but but also you saying that that's

  1107. 37:16

    so that's so interesting that you say

  1108. 37:18

    that, who do you want to hear from?

  1109. 37:19

    Because

  1110. 37:20

    >> also when you mention Amy and and John

  1111. 37:23

    and and Jeffrey and Claudia, like you're

  1112. 37:25

    also like sending a signal of like this

  1113. 37:27

    is the kind of artist I am cuz those

  1114. 37:29

    kind of artists, Amy specifically,

  1115. 37:32

    >> Sedaris, you know, who when I when I

  1116. 37:34

    came to Chicago, she was the senior like

  1117. 37:36

    she was on stage. She was queen bee

  1118. 37:39

    >> and um

  1119. 37:40

    >> she like you had this true artist vibe

  1120. 37:44

    which was like they they they they make

  1121. 37:47

    commercial work that people will love

  1122. 37:49

    but they're making it for themselves.

  1123. 37:51

    Like there's not a feeling of what

  1124. 37:53

    should we do that's going to work or was

  1125. 37:56

    interesting. It's just like I just want

  1126. 37:57

    to do what me and my friends will think

  1127. 37:58

    is good.

  1128. 37:59

    >> And we talked to Amy before this

  1129. 38:02

    podcast.

  1130. 38:03

    >> Oh boy.

  1131. 38:05

    >> Let me have some Coke Zero. Mhm.

  1132. 38:07

    >> Uh-huh.

  1133. 38:07

    >> And she loves you and talked about how

  1134. 38:11

    um thrilling it was to hear her name and

  1135. 38:13

    how she was watching with everybody

  1136. 38:15

    >> and it was very exciting. And your

  1137. 38:18

    appearances on her show were so stupid

  1138. 38:21

    and funny.

  1139. 38:22

    >> Yeah. Thanks.

  1140. 38:23

    >> Incredible wigs on that show.

  1141. 38:24

    >> Oh my god. The best. Yeah.

  1142. 38:26

    >> Amy is such an expert on wigs and I I'm

  1143. 38:29

    sure you are at this point, too.

  1144. 38:30

    >> I've I've given up a little bit.

  1145. 38:33

    >> Okay. Okay. How uh do you I'm sure you

  1146. 38:36

    know how to put on your own wig. For

  1147. 38:38

    people who don't know how to put on

  1148. 38:39

    their own wig, what are some tips?

  1149. 38:42

    >> Honestly, some people just don't have a

  1150. 38:44

    face for wigs.

  1151. 38:46

    >> And I have the perfect face for wigs.

  1152. 38:48

    >> You do have a great face for wigs.

  1153. 38:50

    >> I look I'm not saying I'm stunning.

  1154. 38:53

    >> You are stunning.

  1155. 38:54

    >> I'm But I'm not saying that.

  1156. 38:56

    >> Okay.

  1157. 38:56

    >> You said it.

  1158. 38:57

    >> Okay.

  1159. 38:58

    >> I'm not saying, you know, I I have a lot

  1160. 39:00

    of faults. My teeth don't match. None of

  1161. 39:03

    them look like they belong together, but

  1162. 39:06

    my face is perfect for wigs. And I can

  1163. 39:09

    admit that

  1164. 39:09

    >> it is. Every single wig changes your

  1165. 39:12

    face.

  1166. 39:12

    >> Thank you.

  1167. 39:13

    >> And every single time you put on a wig,

  1168. 39:16

    >> I just feel lucky that I get to do it.

  1169. 39:19

    >> Sorry. Sorry.

  1170. 39:22

    >> It's just uh it's play.

  1171. 39:23

    >> It's play. It's play. Like it's my my

  1172. 39:26

    job is to play.

  1173. 39:28

    >> Like are you kidding?

  1174. 39:29

    >> I show up. Are you kidding me? Every day

  1175. 39:32

    I'm like pinch me like

  1176. 39:35

    >> ew ew ew.

  1177. 39:39

    Yeah.

  1178. 39:40

    >> Yeah. But I mean Yeah. Oh,

  1179. 39:42

    >> but okay. So, you do Amy's show.

  1180. 39:44

    >> Uhhuh.

  1181. 39:45

    >> You thank her at the Tony's.

  1182. 39:47

    >> And she had a couple questions for you.

  1183. 39:49

    Great questions. Of course, cuz it's Amy

  1184. 39:50

    Genius.

  1185. 39:51

    >> She had two questions. The first one

  1186. 39:53

    was,

  1187. 39:55

    >> uh, if you could have a dinner party for

  1188. 39:57

    anyone

  1189. 39:58

    alive or dead,

  1190. 40:00

    >> what would you serve?

  1191. 40:05

    >> Um, I hate cooking.

  1192. 40:08

    >> Oh,

  1193. 40:10

    >> well, I hate doing dishes.

  1194. 40:11

    >> Yeah.

  1195. 40:12

    >> And

  1196. 40:13

    >> Mhm.

  1197. 40:14

    >> I'm also someone who if the recipe says

  1198. 40:17

    like it takes an hour and 15 minutes, I

  1199. 40:20

    need 4 hours. Yeah,

  1200. 40:22

    >> cuz I'm

  1201. 40:24

    I'm taking I'm doing every step like

  1202. 40:27

    four times in my head, repeating it back

  1203. 40:29

    to myself,

  1204. 40:30

    >> Marco Poloing a friend, explaining it to

  1205. 40:32

    them like taking notes on that. What I'm

  1206. 40:34

    going to Yeah, taking notes on that

  1207. 40:35

    Marco Polo.

  1208. 40:36

    >> Um I would make um uh mashed potatoes.

  1209. 40:42

    >> A big bowl of it.

  1210. 40:43

    >> Big bowl of mashed potatoes.

  1211. 40:44

    >> And who would be at your dinner party?

  1212. 40:46

    >> Um

  1213. 40:49

    >> I know it's a hard question. Yeah.

  1214. 40:51

    >> The dead alive or dead part.

  1215. 40:53

    >> Okay. Martha Stewart. Oh, but then I

  1216. 40:55

    wouldn't want to

  1217. 40:56

    >> But you'd want her when she was dead.

  1218. 40:57

    >> I would want her dead. Yeah.

  1219. 40:59

    >> Half dead. Dying.

  1220. 41:01

    >> I would want to serve cold mashed

  1221. 41:03

    potatoes to dying Martha Stewart.

  1222. 41:05

    >> That makes sense.

  1223. 41:06

    >> That's my dream dinner party.

  1224. 41:08

    Her last bite. I would get to say like,

  1225. 41:10

    you know, I served Martha her last bite.

  1226. 41:12

    >> Yes. And she was like,

  1227. 41:14

    >> Mhm.

  1228. 41:15

    >> cold.

  1229. 41:17

    you know, she I was obsessed with Martha

  1230. 41:20

    as a child.

  1231. 41:22

    >> I was um her her show from the '9s, you

  1232. 41:26

    know, where it was like in her home

  1233. 41:28

    >> and she would be like, "While the pie is

  1234. 41:30

    baking, let's um retile the roof."

  1235. 41:32

    >> It was like she just assumed like, "You

  1236. 41:36

    can do it. There's time."

  1237. 41:37

    >> Yeah.

  1238. 41:38

    >> It takes 45 minutes for the pie. That's

  1239. 41:40

    plenty of time for the roof.

  1240. 41:42

    >> That's the best thing about waspy

  1241. 41:44

    energy, which I never knew growing up. I

  1242. 41:46

    wasn't around it. And when I when I was

  1243. 41:47

    finally around it in college, I couldn't

  1244. 41:50

    believe how much the women got done in a

  1245. 41:53

    day.

  1246. 41:53

    >> Yeah.

  1247. 41:55

    >> It was a lot of mucking about and

  1248. 41:57

    getting things done.

  1249. 41:58

    >> She's in a cranberry bog, you know,

  1250. 42:00

    while her steak's marinating.

  1251. 42:02

    >> Yeah, she's doing it.

  1252. 42:03

    >> She's really doing it. And then but I

  1253. 42:06

    would I would I was I loved her show so

  1254. 42:08

    much and I wanted

  1255. 42:10

    >> to be like a Connecticut Wasp, you know,

  1256. 42:13

    but um

  1257. 42:14

    >> I would spend all my birthday money on

  1258. 42:16

    Christmas decorations

  1259. 42:18

    >> because I wanted to, you know, copy her

  1260. 42:21

    >> cuz Christmas was the most important

  1261. 42:22

    holiday.

  1262. 42:22

    >> Christmas is the most important holiday.

  1263. 42:25

    But um I I met her

  1264. 42:28

    >> a year ago

  1265. 42:30

    at this little dinner

  1266. 42:32

    >> and we were sitting we were alone at a

  1267. 42:35

    table cuz no one else had sat down yet.

  1268. 42:37

    And I'm like don't talk to her. Leave

  1269. 42:38

    her alone. She doesn't need to know you

  1270. 42:41

    know how much she means to you. And she

  1271. 42:43

    just looks over at me and she goes are

  1272. 42:46

    you Mary?

  1273. 42:50

    And I was like um yeah. and she's like,

  1274. 42:54

    "I haven't seen the show yet, but I love

  1275. 42:56

    history and I I I'm dying to see the

  1276. 42:59

    show." She hasn't come, but it it's fine

  1277. 43:01

    because

  1278. 43:03

    >> that's I have that I have the the mo I

  1279. 43:06

    have the memory of her looking at me

  1280. 43:07

    from across the table and saying, "Are

  1281. 43:09

    you married?"

  1282. 43:11

    >> It was like Yeah.

  1283. 43:14

    >> Anyway, so yeah, that's to answer the

  1284. 43:16

    question, I would serve her dying body.

  1285. 43:19

    >> Dying Martha Cole Mash. Yeah. Um, do you

  1286. 43:22

    uh, this may this leads me to this

  1287. 43:24

    question, which is you have so many

  1288. 43:26

    people have come to your show.

  1289. 43:27

    >> Yeah.

  1290. 43:28

    >> And you're a big fan of a lot of the

  1291. 43:29

    people that came to your show. Who are

  1292. 43:31

    who stands out as people that like was

  1293. 43:32

    like, "Wow, I can't believe they're

  1294. 43:34

    here."

  1295. 43:34

    >> Uh, well, Rosie O'Donnell was big for me

  1296. 43:37

    because I would run home after school

  1297. 43:38

    every day to watch her show and that's

  1298. 43:40

    like that was my only avenue to seeing

  1299. 43:43

    Broadway performers. Um,

  1300. 43:46

    >> was her show, you know. Um,

  1301. 43:49

    >> that was big. Elaine May.

  1302. 43:51

    >> Yes,

  1303. 43:52

    >> that was huge. Uh

  1304. 43:56

    uh that's it. Everyone else could [ __ ]

  1305. 43:58

    off for all I care.

  1306. 43:59

    >> Get out of here.

  1307. 44:00

    >> Get out of here.

  1308. 44:01

    >> Yeah,

  1309. 44:01

    >> but you would greet people after your

  1310. 44:03

    show's so tiring.

  1311. 44:04

    >> Oh, I love it.

  1312. 44:06

    >> You do?

  1313. 44:06

    >> I do. I do. Maybe because I wrote it.

  1314. 44:10

    >> Yeah.

  1315. 44:11

    >> So, it's like it feels from me. So it it

  1316. 44:14

    if maybe if I was just doing just acting

  1317. 44:17

    in someone else's show, I'd be like,

  1318. 44:18

    "Can I please just go home?"

  1319. 44:21

    >> I felt a little codependent when I got

  1320. 44:22

    the chance to see you after your show.

  1321. 44:24

    And I felt a little codependent about

  1322. 44:25

    like taking up your time cuz I just felt

  1323. 44:27

    I know, but you were so generous and I

  1324. 44:29

    was like, "Wow, Cole's being so generous

  1325. 44:31

    with their time after the show because I

  1326. 44:32

    just felt like, oh, you must be so

  1327. 44:34

    tired. You have to get to bed." But now

  1328. 44:36

    I know you had hours before you would

  1329. 44:37

    sleep.

  1330. 44:37

    >> Hours before I would sleep. And also

  1331. 44:39

    like the thing

  1332. 44:42

    people after the show are like like I'm

  1333. 44:45

    I know you hear this a lot but you're

  1334. 44:48

    I'm like I don't it's never enough. A

  1335. 44:51

    we're not performers because like you

  1336. 44:53

    know what I'm fulfilled.

  1337. 44:55

    I don't need any more validation at all

  1338. 44:58

    now. I just do it for you.

  1339. 45:01

    >> No. And also like

  1340. 45:04

    >> every show I'm I'm working my ass off.

  1341. 45:08

    like

  1342. 45:08

    >> I I want to hear after every show

  1343. 45:11

    feedback, you know?

  1344. 45:13

    >> Um Yeah. And so I would I would I'm sure

  1345. 45:17

    the stage manager and director were so

  1346. 45:18

    sick of me. I would be like

  1347. 45:21

    just like I would come off stage gasping

  1348. 45:23

    for notes being like, "Scene three. I

  1349. 45:26

    know I didn't get there. I know I didn't

  1350. 45:28

    get there, but I I I I think I stuck the

  1351. 45:31

    landing at four, right?" They'd be like,

  1352. 45:32

    "Yeah, it was a good It was the show. It

  1353. 45:35

    was the show. You've done it 500 times.

  1354. 45:37

    It was just like the rest of them. But

  1355. 45:39

    >> but that's the way to keep it fresh is

  1356. 45:40

    like you're just constantly tweaking it.

  1357. 45:42

    Yeah. And and um uh the other question

  1358. 45:45

    Amy Sedaris had was if you were to write

  1359. 45:47

    a memoir

  1360. 45:49

    >> of your, you know, past year and a half

  1361. 45:51

    and you had to title it today, what

  1362. 45:53

    would it be called?

  1363. 45:56

    >> Enough already.

  1364. 46:01

    >> Enough.

  1365. 46:02

    >> Enough already. My Year on Broadway The

  1366. 46:05

    Hard Way.

  1367. 46:07

    A story of love and redemption.

  1368. 46:10

    >> Still going.

  1369. 46:11

    >> Keep going.

  1370. 46:13

    >> Love

  1371. 46:14

    >> through the eyes of someone who's seen

  1372. 46:16

    it all and lived to talk about it. Or

  1373. 46:21

    >> or slash

  1374. 46:24

    >> enough already.

  1375. 46:26

    >> Bits and bobs.

  1376. 46:29

    >> Okay. I have a few quick lightning round

  1377. 46:31

    questions to ask. Okay.

  1378. 46:34

    What is your um uh And this is just fun.

  1379. 46:37

    These are just this is just

  1380. 46:38

    >> these are just for fun. Okay. I can

  1381. 46:40

    relax now.

  1382. 46:41

    >> Now I thought it was very serious.

  1383. 46:44

    >> Yeah. I felt really

  1384. 46:45

    >> Yeah.

  1385. 46:46

    >> sick.

  1386. 46:46

    >> Yeah. The the the earlier stuff we do

  1387. 46:49

    have to send to the government, but this

  1388. 46:50

    we can just keep for ourselves.

  1389. 46:52

    >> Oh, there honey, too late. They're

  1390. 46:54

    listening.

  1391. 46:54

    >> Well, let me ask you this. Have you ever

  1392. 46:56

    sent the wrong text?

  1393. 46:58

    >> Oh, yeah.

  1394. 47:00

    >> It's the worst nightmare. I've sent

  1395. 47:02

    there was someone that I had a crush on

  1396. 47:04

    who I was very attracted to and I went

  1397. 47:07

    to send a picture of him to my friend.

  1398. 47:10

    >> Yeah.

  1399. 47:11

    >> But instead I sent him a picture of

  1400. 47:13

    himself.

  1401. 47:14

    >> Yeah.

  1402. 47:15

    >> Um and then quickly

  1403. 47:19

    was like

  1404. 47:21

    I think I said something like I love

  1405. 47:23

    this shirt. Like where'd you get it?

  1406. 47:27

    Just sweating bullets.

  1407. 47:29

    >> Yeah. Oh yeah. Have you ever sent a

  1408. 47:31

    screenshot of convo

  1409. 47:35

    >> similarly like a screenshot and then

  1410. 47:37

    sent it to the person?

  1411. 47:38

    >> No. No, I don't think I've done that.

  1412. 47:40

    I've almost done that and I you know

  1413. 47:43

    I've I've definitely heard tell

  1414. 47:45

    >> and I Yes. And I've tried to cover it by

  1415. 47:48

    being like

  1416. 47:50

    >> can you see this?

  1417. 47:52

    >> I said things saying wait can you can

  1418. 47:55

    you read this? as if something as if

  1419. 47:57

    something was wrong with my phone and I

  1420. 47:58

    was testing my phone.

  1421. 48:01

    >> Well, now I know you got to cut this out

  1422. 48:03

    because yeah, eight of your friends

  1423. 48:05

    right now are like,

  1424. 48:06

    >> "Can you see this picture,

  1425. 48:07

    >> [ __ ] I really thought she was going."

  1426. 48:09

    >> And they're like, "Yeah, I do." And

  1427. 48:11

    you're like, "Oh, good." Cuz my phone

  1428. 48:12

    has been weird and I'm trying to figure

  1429. 48:13

    out if my p if my screenshots work.

  1430. 48:16

    >> Let's get lunch, please.

  1431. 48:17

    >> Anyway, love you. Love you. Great. So

  1432. 48:20

    happy you're back with that guy.

  1433. 48:23

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  1434. 48:24

    >> Okay. So, what is your go-to? Do you use

  1435. 48:27

    eBay or

  1436. 48:29

    >> Yes.

  1437. 48:29

    >> What's your go-to search term? What do

  1438. 48:31

    you search eBay for?

  1439. 48:33

    >> The I guess my most used word is

  1440. 48:35

    vintage.

  1441. 48:36

    >> Yeah. Or I'll just type in an actress's

  1442. 48:39

    name and then sort by price highest

  1443. 48:43

    first

  1444. 48:44

    >> to get the highest price.

  1445. 48:46

    >> Well, yeah. Cuz that's what's going to

  1446. 48:47

    be, you know, like, oh, this was her

  1447. 48:49

    couch.

  1448. 48:50

    >> That's smart. That's how I've, you know,

  1449. 48:52

    I have Marina Dietrich's library card.

  1450. 48:54

    Okay.

  1451. 48:55

    >> You do?

  1452. 48:55

    >> Yes. I've talked about this. I I told

  1453. 48:58

    Mo. I told You know this, Amy. Come on.

  1454. 49:01

    >> You already told Mo this.

  1455. 49:03

    >> I told I told everyone.

  1456. 49:05

    >> Um

  1457. 49:06

    >> and um Oh, by the way, that reminds me,

  1458. 49:08

    beautiful homage to Bernardet Peters.

  1459. 49:11

    You dress beautiful. Beautiful. And you

  1460. 49:13

    heard from Bernardet. Yes.

  1461. 49:14

    >> Yeah. Yeah. And and that was the most

  1462. 49:17

    beautiful I've ever felt. Well, she

  1463. 49:19

    said, um, I thought they looked

  1464. 49:22

    absolutely lovely, although when I wore

  1465. 49:24

    it, I wore my chest hairs in a different

  1466. 49:26

    pattern.

  1467. 49:28

    >> Perfect.

  1468. 49:28

    >> But more importantly, congrats, Cole, on

  1469. 49:30

    the Tony. Yeah,

  1470. 49:31

    >> what a very class act.

  1471. 49:34

    >> Why is Bernardet Peters important to

  1472. 49:36

    you?

  1473. 49:37

    >> I mean, as a kid, she just was Broadway,

  1474. 49:40

    you know, like, and um I don't know. Uh

  1475. 49:45

    just I just she's she's show business.

  1476. 49:50

    You know,

  1477. 49:50

    >> my dad used to say like make a joke.

  1478. 49:53

    He'd be like, "The only person I would

  1479. 49:54

    leave your mother for is Bernardet Pe."

  1480. 49:57

    >> That's I now the term.

  1481. 50:00

    >> Why are you telling me this?

  1482. 50:04

    >> This is weird.

  1483. 50:06

    >> Picking me up from my my soccer game.

  1484. 50:09

    >> Like not letting you like putting his

  1485. 50:11

    hand on the door before you like you're

  1486. 50:12

    about to leave. is like, "Wait,

  1487. 50:15

    the only person I would leave your

  1488. 50:17

    mother for is Bernardet Peters.

  1489. 50:21

    Have a good day at school." You're like,

  1490. 50:24

    >> "I'm six.

  1491. 50:25

    >> I'm six. I'm trying to go to sleep.

  1492. 50:27

    You're whispering this. You're

  1493. 50:28

    whispering this into my ear."

  1494. 50:31

    >> Um, Julie Clausner is the one that I

  1495. 50:34

    first heard the term um, a little

  1496. 50:36

    something for the dads when she was

  1497. 50:38

    doing on her podcast a Tony's recap of

  1498. 50:40

    Aladdin. Uh Aladdin had performed at the

  1499. 50:44

    Tony's and you know they had the sort of

  1500. 50:46

    like you know the girls sort of like

  1501. 50:48

    shimmying and she said like oh you know

  1502. 50:51

    a little something for the dads to show

  1503. 50:53

    like hey Broadway is not just for you

  1504. 50:56

    know the women and those gay guys we got

  1505. 50:58

    a little something for you too fellas

  1506. 51:00

    and I feel like Bernardet is you know

  1507. 51:02

    she's got a little something for the

  1508. 51:03

    dads

  1509. 51:03

    >> she has a little something for the dads

  1510. 51:06

    she does it works for the dads gorgeous

  1511. 51:09

    okay but uh

  1512. 51:11

    >> lightning Yeah, lightning round. Sorry.

  1513. 51:13

    Sorry. Not doing this fast enough.

  1514. 51:14

    >> No, me.

  1515. 51:15

    >> If you could cast a modern-day

  1516. 51:17

    politician as Mary Todd Lincoln, who

  1517. 51:20

    would it be?

  1518. 51:20

    >> Lindsey Graham

  1519. 51:24

    >> would probably, you know, he'd probably

  1520. 51:28

    learn a lot about himself.

  1521. 51:30

    >> That's right.

  1522. 51:33

    >> Pro He might like wake up and be like,

  1523. 51:36

    >> it would hard to get him.

  1524. 51:37

    >> Oh my god. Is that what he sounds like?

  1525. 51:40

    >> Yeah. Oh my god.

  1526. 51:41

    >> Oh my god.

  1527. 51:43

    >> Oh my god. Mary, that's what he would

  1528. 51:45

    call it.

  1529. 51:46

    >> I've been so bad.

  1530. 51:49

    >> I'm sure sorry everybody.

  1531. 51:52

    You know, playing this part has taught

  1532. 51:55

    me that it's not okay to judge lest ye

  1533. 51:59

    be judged.

  1534. 52:02

    >> I've been so bad.

  1535. 52:04

    >> I better quit. But I'm not going to. I

  1536. 52:07

    extended my run.

  1537. 52:09

    I'm so bad. I hope I don't get spanked

  1538. 52:11

    for it.

  1539. 52:14

    >> I bet one of you uh men better not spank

  1540. 52:18

    me and I better not pay you to do it.

  1541. 52:21

    >> And I don't like to be chased either

  1542. 52:23

    before I get Okay. Um who would what

  1543. 52:26

    about what about a a famous actor uh who

  1544. 52:29

    would play the the uh the role of Omary

  1545. 52:32

    in a in a dramatic film?

  1546. 52:36

    I'm sure you've thought about this. I

  1547. 52:37

    bet there's talks about making a movie.

  1548. 52:40

    >> If there are, honey, I'm out of it. I'm

  1549. 52:43

    out of it.

  1550. 52:43

    >> Amy Sedara suggested uh Linda Hunt.

  1551. 52:46

    >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Linda Hunt.

  1552. 52:49

    Absolutely.

  1553. 52:50

    >> Incredible.

  1554. 52:51

    >> Cherry Jones could do it.

  1555. 52:52

    >> Oh, Cherry Jones.

  1556. 52:54

    >> Cherry. She could play Lincoln, too.

  1557. 52:56

    That would be really

  1558. 52:57

    >> She would be amazing as Lincoln. Or

  1559. 52:59

    Yeah. A Muppet.

  1560. 53:01

    >> Or a Muppet.

  1561. 53:02

    >> Miss Piggy as Mary Todd Lincoln. And

  1562. 53:04

    then everyone else is human.

  1563. 53:07

    That's a great idea.

  1564. 53:08

    >> Yeah. Actually, cut this because I'm

  1565. 53:10

    gonna I'm talking to Disney tomorrow.

  1566. 53:12

    It's not Disney. Is it Disney?

  1567. 53:14

    >> I think they're Disney now.

  1568. 53:15

    >> Did the Disney

  1569. 53:16

    >> Can we guys Can we look that up?

  1570. 53:19

    >> I hope they had good lawyers cuz those

  1571. 53:20

    Muppets don't know what they're signing.

  1572. 53:22

    >> No, I don't. Yeah.

  1573. 53:23

    >> Um,

  1574. 53:30

    >> that's the one that you turned. Okay.

  1575. 53:31

    >> Oh, Jesus.

  1576. 53:32

    >> Do you believe in psychics? Do you go to

  1577. 53:33

    psychics? Have you ever had a psychic

  1578. 53:35

    tell you anything that came true?

  1579. 53:37

    >> I I I always quasi believe astrology and

  1580. 53:43

    all that sort of stuff.

  1581. 53:45

    >> I actually don't believe it. Right.

  1582. 53:46

    >> I'm a Sagittarius. Okay.

  1583. 53:48

    >> Virgo moon.

  1584. 53:50

    >> Gemini rising.

  1585. 53:51

    >> Okay.

  1586. 53:52

    >> Mhm.

  1587. 53:52

    >> I I don't know much about it either, but

  1588. 53:55

    I am a Virgo. That's my sun sign.

  1589. 53:58

    >> And

  1590. 53:58

    >> you don't know your rising?

  1591. 53:59

    >> My rising is Aquarius.

  1592. 54:01

    >> Okay. And my moon is Leo.

  1593. 54:03

    >> Of course.

  1594. 54:05

    >> Of course. Had to go there.

  1595. 54:09

    >> Favorite New York restaurant?

  1596. 54:10

    >> Ooh, Uncle Gino's.

  1597. 54:13

    >> Is that real?

  1598. 54:14

    >> No.

  1599. 54:18

    Um. Uh.

  1600. 54:24

    Sunday

  1601. 54:25

    5:00 p.m. before the dinner rush.

  1602. 54:28

    getting that corner table at Uncle

  1603. 54:29

    Gino's. Ask for Gino. Um, ask Yeah, he's

  1604. 54:34

    always there. Like, he's always there

  1605. 54:36

    Sundays early.

  1606. 54:37

    >> Get the corner table and just sit and

  1607. 54:39

    people watch. I love to just sit and

  1608. 54:41

    have and eat my pasta and just sort of

  1609. 54:43

    people watch cuz you know

  1610. 54:45

    >> actors we absorb. Sorry. ABC. ABC is my

  1611. 54:50

    real answer.

  1612. 54:51

    >> Okay, great. What What is that?

  1613. 54:52

    >> It's the uh you know ABC kitchen.

  1614. 54:55

    >> Yeah. They have a vegetarian vegan

  1615. 54:57

    restaurant.

  1616. 54:58

    >> Are you vegan?

  1617. 54:59

    >> I am. I was vegan and then I started

  1618. 55:02

    eating eggs last year cuz I was so

  1619. 55:04

    hungry from the shows.

  1620. 55:06

    >> Yeah, of course you need your protein.

  1621. 55:07

    >> I was for some reason I was just craving

  1622. 55:10

    eggs like a snake.

  1623. 55:11

    >> You're lucky you're not a a 50year-old

  1624. 55:14

    woman because we need like 47 g of

  1625. 55:16

    protein a day.

  1626. 55:17

    >> Do you really? Or else your bones just

  1627. 55:18

    like crumble.

  1628. 55:20

    >> You turn into a bag of dusty bones. We

  1629. 55:22

    have to eat 45 eggs a day. God.

  1630. 55:25

    >> And then lastly, if you had to choose

  1631. 55:27

    just one cult to be in,

  1632. 55:29

    >> what would you how would you design your

  1633. 55:30

    cult and where and what would be your

  1634. 55:32

    >> like if I was the cult leader?

  1635. 55:33

    >> Well, great question. Would you like to

  1636. 55:34

    be in it or would you like to lead it?

  1637. 55:36

    >> I would like to be like the the first

  1638. 55:38

    lady of the cult.

  1639. 55:39

    >> The Sheila to the Bwan.

  1640. 55:40

    >> Exactly.

  1641. 55:41

    >> You'd like to be the lieutenant?

  1642. 55:43

    >> Yeah. The Mary Todd Lincoln.

  1643. 55:45

    >> Yes.

  1644. 55:46

    >> And you'd like to keep like promoting

  1645. 55:48

    the the the cult leader and being like

  1646. 55:50

    they're really important. You have you

  1647. 55:52

    have to pay

  1648. 55:52

    >> the one who's doing all the work.

  1649. 55:53

    hyping. You'd do all the You'd have all

  1650. 55:55

    the power.

  1651. 55:55

    >> There's no Yeah. All the power but no

  1652. 55:57

    glory. Sort of just behind the scenes

  1653. 56:00

    being like, "We got him." You know, like

  1654. 56:03

    in the back of a black car.

  1655. 56:04

    >> I mean, I always love those cult

  1656. 56:06

    documentaries where the the second in

  1657. 56:09

    command is talking to us about how

  1658. 56:11

    incredible the cult leader is and then

  1659. 56:13

    they finally reveal the cult leader and

  1660. 56:15

    you're like, "Huh?"

  1661. 56:16

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Jared.

  1662. 56:20

    >> Yeah. Jared.

  1663. 56:20

    >> Jared. Okay.

  1664. 56:21

    >> Yeah. That's the That's the guy we're

  1665. 56:23

    talking about.

  1666. 56:24

    >> Like the Wow.

  1667. 56:25

    >> Like they they're always described as

  1668. 56:26

    very charismatic and like hypnotizing

  1669. 56:28

    and then their picture is just like

  1670. 56:30

    >> I mean I guess those people are like

  1671. 56:31

    agents essentially being like

  1672. 56:33

    >> Yeah, they're the hype.

  1673. 56:34

    >> You're going to Oh my god,

  1674. 56:35

    >> you're going to love him.

  1675. 56:36

    >> Oh god, he's so hot. Just wait.

  1676. 56:40

    >> And then the last question is for today.

  1677. 56:43

    What are you Okay, you've got free time.

  1678. 56:46

    You're you you've got you're going to

  1679. 56:48

    have to put some structure in your life

  1680. 56:49

    now moving forward.

  1681. 56:51

    Um, I'm not going to ask you what's

  1682. 56:53

    next.

  1683. 56:54

    >> Yeah.

  1684. 56:55

    >> Cuz I feel like it's too soon.

  1685. 56:57

    >> Yeah. I I I just don't know. You know,

  1686. 56:59

    >> but I want to know what are you

  1687. 57:01

    watching, listening, reading, and what

  1688. 57:04

    are you doing?

  1689. 57:05

    >> My kids.

  1690. 57:06

    >> No.

  1691. 57:07

    >> Oh, no. Not doing I mean listening.

  1692. 57:09

    Sorry. You I answered before. Can we cut

  1693. 57:11

    that?

  1694. 57:12

    >> I'm reading my kids.

  1695. 57:14

    Listening to my kids. Sorry. I just want

  1696. 57:17

    to focus on my kids.

  1697. 57:18

    >> Listening to my kids. I'm having dinner

  1698. 57:20

    with my kids. I finally get to have

  1699. 57:21

    dinner with my kids.

  1700. 57:22

    >> I get I get to just be a mom,

  1701. 57:25

    >> which is the most important role.

  1702. 57:26

    >> It's the most important job.

  1703. 57:27

    >> No, but sorry. What What am I watching

  1704. 57:29

    listening to? Yeah.

  1705. 57:30

    >> What do you What do you do? What makes

  1706. 57:32

    you laugh? Cuz you are you have you're

  1707. 57:34

    so funny and you have so many funny

  1708. 57:36

    friends and like like what do you what

  1709. 57:39

    do you laugh at?

  1710. 57:40

    >> Uh really just my my friends like I wait

  1711. 57:43

    for them to make me laugh on Marco Polo.

  1712. 57:45

    John Early does this bit

  1713. 57:48

    where he will send me a Marco Polo as if

  1714. 57:50

    he's meaning to send a message to

  1715. 57:52

    someone else,

  1716. 57:54

    but he but it's this elaborate thing

  1717. 57:58

    where it's like he's secretly planning

  1718. 58:00

    with all of the rest of my friends to

  1719. 58:02

    kill and cook and eat me

  1720. 58:05

    like like uh you know like you know

  1721. 58:09

    before the Tony's will send like a

  1722. 58:11

    message being like, "Okay, so hi

  1723. 58:13

    Claudia. Um, so Cole Foley thinks

  1724. 58:16

    they're going to the Tony's. Um, so

  1725. 58:20

    that's fine. I am a little worried about

  1726. 58:23

    getting them out of the dress just in

  1727. 58:25

    terms of grilling. It'll be hard, you

  1728. 58:27

    know, like stuff like that.

  1729. 58:29

    >> Dude, that is so fun.

  1730. 58:30

    >> Makes me laugh so hard every time. And

  1731. 58:33

    it it

  1732. 58:34

    >> complicated bit. A fun complicated bit.

  1733. 58:37

    And it goes to show like what you said

  1734. 58:39

    earlier, which is like your friends love

  1735. 58:40

    you. you

  1736. 58:43

    guys can deeply

  1737. 58:46

    that is like a big love language

  1738. 58:48

    >> and it goes to show that like you're

  1739. 58:50

    very safe around each other.

  1740. 58:51

    >> Yeah. And we It's just play. Sorry. I'm

  1741. 58:54

    sorry.

  1742. 58:55

    >> We'll be right back.

  1743. 58:57

    >> There's no there's We're not on the air.

  1744. 58:59

    All right.

  1745. 58:59

    >> We're not on the air. This isn't live.

  1746. 59:01

    >> Mark, back to you.

  1747. 59:04

    >> Anyway, that's been Kasola. Mark, thank

  1748. 59:06

    you. How's it going out there, Mark?

  1749. 59:08

    How's the weather? Are you doing okay

  1750. 59:11

    during the hurricane? People should

  1751. 59:12

    know, by the way, it's like 102 degrees

  1752. 59:14

    today.

  1753. 59:14

    >> I know. And I'm in flannel.

  1754. 59:16

    >> You're in long princely princely like

  1755. 59:19

    princely flannel.

  1756. 59:21

    >> Yeah.

  1757. 59:22

    >> Cole, thank you so much for

  1758. 59:25

    fun. Thank you so and congratulations on

  1759. 59:27

    your huge success.

  1760. 59:29

    >> I thought you going to say huge boner.

  1761. 59:31

    Sorry. Cut that out.

  1762. 59:34

    >> We can't. We have to It was in a part in

  1763. 59:36

    the tape where we have to make it a

  1764. 59:39

    sound clip and it's I used people and

  1765. 59:42

    huge boner. Yeah, we have to make it

  1766. 59:44

    another sound clip. I'm so sorry.

  1767. 59:45

    >> It's all right. Thanks.

  1768. 59:49

    >> That was so great. Thank you, Cole. That

  1769. 59:51

    was so fun and funny. And it's just for

  1770. 59:55

    this Polar Plunge, I just want to point

  1771. 59:58

    you towards more Coloscola content

  1772. 1:00:00

    because there is so much funny stuff on

  1773. 1:00:03

    YouTube, whether it's the orange juice

  1774. 1:00:06

    commercial that me and Amy Sedaris and

  1775. 1:00:09

    Cole referenced, uh, or it's the serial

  1776. 1:00:12

    killer documentary, um, fake um, videos

  1777. 1:00:15

    that Cole made with Jeffrey Self and

  1778. 1:00:18

    others and and just there's so much

  1779. 1:00:20

    content um, that they've made over the

  1780. 1:00:23

    years that is so funny and stupid and

  1781. 1:00:26

    weird and um so many different wigs and

  1782. 1:00:30

    they have a face for all of them. So, uh

  1783. 1:00:33

    check that out and thank you so much for

  1784. 1:00:35

    listening to this episode and every

  1785. 1:00:36

    episode and thank you so much for

  1786. 1:00:38

    listening in general and for being so

  1787. 1:00:40

    nice. Okay, bye.

  1788. 1:00:43

    You've been listening to Good Hang. The

  1789. 1:00:45

    executive producers for this show are

  1790. 1:00:47

    Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and

  1791. 1:00:49

    me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by

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    The Ringer and Paperkite. For The

  1793. 1:00:53

    Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat

  1794. 1:00:55

    Spelain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xanerys.

  1795. 1:00:58

    For Paperkite, production by Sam Green,

  1796. 1:01:01

    Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss Berman.

  1797. 1:01:03

    Original music by Amy Miles.

  1798. 1:01:07

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